Vacation Vixen: Megan Thee Stallion

Full disclosure again, I’m back at work today. But I didn’t have my shit together for a real post yet. Still, I wanted to make sure our final Vixen was wearing something workplace appropriate on her body-ody-ody. With a pen at the ready and everything. Ahh.

Vacation Vixen: Olivia Wilde

I hereby declare Formal Tank Top a new category of dress, and further decree that Olivia has set the standard.

Vacation Vixen: Anne Hathaway

Truly, how has she found the energy for this year’s output? “Mother Mary,” “The Devil Wears Prada 2,” “The Odyssey,” “The End of Oak Street” and “Verity.” Like, if anyone deserves a relaxing spa day. Or a vertical bath.

Vacation Vixen: Meryl Streep & Anna Wintour

And now, for Casual Friday, how about the opposite of effortlessly dapper? Mostly I just love Meryl being a goofball in the face of The Fashion. Thus ends professionalism week. That is all.

Vacation Vixen: Tina Turner & Friends

I just want to look this effortlessly dapper once in my life. Preferably with equally effortlessly dapper hotties surrounding me too. But, you know, I’ll never be Tina so I can’t be too greedy.

Vacation Vixen: Michelle Pfeiffer

*low whistle* When you’re out Clark Gableing Clark Gable.

Vacation Vixen: Young Miko

Again, I am not sure I’m cool gay enough to talk about Young Miko. But I at least feel qualified to commend her sartorial choice of a blazer atop a tank-top adjacent tube top. What, it’s Tuesday, these things matter.

Vacation Vixen: Rosamund Pike

Full disclosure, most of this week’s “vacation” is actually a conference. I know, I know – how American of me. So just to be workplace appropriate, I thought this week’s Vixens should muster some professionalism. Yes, that’s a tux. Of course it is, it’s after 6 p.m. somewhere, what is she -- a farmer?

Vacation Vixen: Margaret Cho

Did you know we almost had Mama Cho in “Heated Rivalry”? Another thing that Racist Oompa Loompa has ruined. Nonetheless, Margaret remains undefeated. (Again, we really are sorry about our horrendous president, Canadian friends. So, so sorry.)

Vacation Vixen: Gugu Mbatha-Raw

Sometimes I just think about “San Junipero” and sigh. But it’s always a good sigh. (Also, thanks for the Thursday suit, Gugu.)

Vacation Vixen: Rebecca Ferguson

Yes, fine, I may be a tad bit obsessed. But I just can’t get enough Rebecca right now. So, here are three, because we all deserve more.

Vacation Vixen: Zoe Saldana & Laysla De Oliveira

Once again, should I be watching “Lioness? Like, the tank tops…

Vacation Vixen: Jodie Foster

Well, I’m finally taking a little time off – like two weeks and change off. Which, by American vacation standards, is forever. But, as always, I would never leave you high and vixenless. So please enjoy Jodie and company these next couple of weeks. Also, does anyone else suddenly have an urge for melons?

Vacation Vixen: Kristen Kish

SOMEBODY GIVE KRISTEN KISH A QUEER DATING SHOW TO HOST, IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER. Thank you, that is all. Oh, and happy weekend.

Vacation Vixen: Kate Winslet

Truly, after this picture, no one should be surprised that Kate has revealed her first “intimate experiences” were with women. No. One.

Vacation Vixen: Anne & Meryl

OK, sometimes fashion is art. Not necessarily at the Met Gala, but definitely between Mery and Anne. Also, has anyone seen the sequel yet? Thoughts?

Vacation Vixen: Kristin Scott Thomas

Does it look a little like Kristin Scott Thomas skinned Gritty and made him into a fabulous coat? Yes. Do I care? No. I mean, Gritty should feel honored to grace those shoulders. And be under that hair. Also, I’m not really on vacation. But I have a work conference this week still the end result for you is the same. Some lovely, lovely vixens. Don’t worry, they’re not all big game hunters like KST.

Vacation Vixen: Lena & Gillian Redux

End 2025 with The Mothers fury. Begin 2026 with your joyous hippie aunts who’ve been "roommates" since college. Why couldn’t these two be in a rom-com, and not a gritty western? Oh well,

Vacation Vixen: Lucy & Julien

I mean, if these two aren’t just the cutest, most Ralph Lauren pair you’ve ever seen. It’s like the cute preppy heartthrob in the 80s high school movie, but lesbians. And so on theme, Lucy and Julien, given the first day of 2026 is a Thursday.

Be Kind, 2026

Judy for Christmas, Julie for New Year’s Eve. This year has been, unquestionably, hard – personally, politically, as a whole damn country. I hope you found some bright spots amid the chaos and cruelty. May 2026 bring more joy, more justice, more compassion and more care. Let’s all tak a cup o’ kindness yet, and cheers to a better New Year. Be kind, 2026.