Wednesday, April 23, 2025
A Shave & a Gaycut
Tuesday, April 22, 2025
Happily, and Gayly, Ever After
I actually super love it when queer couples get married because we’ve only been able to do so legally for the last 10 years (well, in June it will be 10 years – if we make it to June…) Each queer couple that vows to love each other until death do they part is a repudiation of the hateful mindset that calls our very existence a sin. Or, in simpler terms, fuck you bigots.
I wish them a long and happy and creative life together. Also getting married at a Mexican restaurant in Silver Lake? Yeah, we’re never gonna be as cool as K-Stew, even now that she’s just an old married lady. Mazel to the couple.
Monday, April 21, 2025
Music Monday: Very Cunning
You know sometimes when I research for a post I stumble into a rabbit hole. So while looking into “On Swift Horses,” I discovered nonbinary queer artist Kat Cunning. And when I discovered nonbinary queer artist Kat Cunning, I discovered she has a sexy single that most definitely uses “girl” pronouns about the love interest and also involves dancing sexily in a tank top/vest/bikini thingie. Look, sometimes it doesn’t take that much to get me down a rabbit hole. Did you know she also appeared in the Cirque de Soleil Broadway show. Bendy, is all I’m saying. Happy Monday, kittens.
Friday, April 18, 2025
My Weekend Crush
If you haven’t watched Hannah’s speech accepting the HRC Visibility Award for 2025 last month, whew. That is what we call a barn burner. A gay, progressive, righteous barn burner.
And, lest you think this is a one-off, I’m pleased to confirm that Hannah is as righteous, riotous and resolute in more casual settings. Like on Stephen Colbert this month discussing loud gay sex while making sure us girlies “focus up” on what matters.
Is it fair to for one person to be wildly charismatic, morally unwavering and funny as fuck? Laraine Newman raised a good one, it seems. Happy weekend, all.
Thursday, April 17, 2025
To Lesbian Infinity and Beyond
Guys, sometimes you just have to watch a movie because they put “Lesbian” in the title. And while it can be a hit-or-miss enterprise – for instance, “Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same” was weirdly great, “Lesbian Vampire Killers” not so much – I have a good feeling about “Lesbian Space Princess.” Weird, but good. Has an “Adventure Time” meets “Harley Quinn” meets, well, “Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same” vibe which frankly I am here for. I mean, the “Blue Is the Warmest Color” joke alone earns this a watch. So, hold onto your space panties and let’s hope this film (which is making the festival circuit) gets picked up somewhere.
Wednesday, April 16, 2025
The Gay Horses They Rode In On
Speaking of gay movies (though, I think without any Ken Kesey references this time), “On Swift Horses” gives queers a cornucopia of choices. It feels a bit like a pansexual “Brokeback Mountain” – but mostly just because of the horses and gayness. The film, which stars Daisy Edgar-Jones, Jacob Elordi, Will Poulter and out queer actors Sasha Calle and Kat Cunning. Feels like this is gonna be a heartbreaker. But, you know, attractive people being horny for each other in extremely gay ways, well, that’s always a way straight to this gay heart.
Tuesday, April 15, 2025
Like Water for Lesbians
I clearly haven’t read the book but I’m fascinated to see the project that K-Stew vowed she would finish before finishing any other films. And clearly it will be queer. The movie is set to premiere at the Cannes Film Festival this May. More queer women behind the camera filming gay things in front of the camera is always, always a good thing.
Monday, April 14, 2025
Music Monday: Da-da-da-da Edition
Since America seems to be nostalgic for 90s-style recessions, why don’t we set the mood with the proper 90s beat. First The Breeders, now Suzanne Vega – yeah, I’m an aging gen X-er leaning into her nostalgia. Also, I hope Suzanne gets a bunch of cheese from all the sampling of her hit and those iconic “da-da-da-da, da-da-da-das” by the likes of Fall Out Boy and more. Also, are bicycle shorts coming back for men? I kind of want to see that. I mean if we have to endure low-rise jeans again, they can wiggle into some bicycle shorts. It only seems fair. Happy Monday, kittens.
Friday, April 11, 2025
My Weekend Crush
Did Meryl tell them to move their relationship at a glacial pace?
Was Joan Baez like, aw, which one is Diamond and which one is Rust? And given this photo with Billie Eilish was taken in December 2023 – four months before she herself came out in her April 2024 Rolling Stone cover story – was she like, guys, I also have a secret? Finally, I’d like to note that my clear cropping out of Phoebe Bridgers is not bisexual erasure (she has been with standup Bo Burnham since 2022, not that there’s anything wrong with that), but because who needs a third wheel around all the time? Amirite, ladies? Anyway, I kept her in with Taylor because, well, those Gaylor rumors won’t perpetuate themselves. Anyway, mazel tov to Lucy and The Little One. May you continue to be each other’s best guess at the future forever. Also, no matter what the Internet may have already landed on, imma call them "Jucy." Happy weekend, all.Thursday, April 10, 2025
Lesbian Moms All Along
One of the things about us queers is we love a good confirmation. Of course, we know. WE KNOW. But make it official, and then we KNOWWWWWW. You know? So at Paleyfest late last month when “Agatha All Along creator Jac Schaeffer confirmed that Rio (a.k.a. Death a.k.a. Aubrey Plaza) and Agatha (a.k.a. Mother Hahn) were indeed the mothers/fathers of little Nicky – well, cue queer lady squealing everywhere. May we finally have the wink-wink, but never make it official queer representations of the past behind us. Truly, I think confirmations like this must be for the straights in the audience. You know, the folks still out there going, “So, are they roommates?” Harold, they’re lesbians. They’re all lesbians. And they’re lesbianing together. Cue the squealing in 3-2-1.
p.s. Ike knows. He KNOWS.
Wednesday, April 09, 2025
Fruit of Meryl’s Loom
Tuesday, April 08, 2025
Tina for All Seasons
A new TV miniseries from My Fake TV/Movie/MediaMogul Wife Tina Fey? Finally, a reason to hope beyond all the April premieres. Tina has created and stars in “The Four Seasons” based on the early 80s film by the same name that starred Carol Burnett, Rita Moreno and Alan Alda. I don’t think I ever watched that one, as I was too young for the theaters when it released. Though, it’s possible I caught it on repeats on HBO years later. The original apparently starred Bess Armstrong, a.k.a. The Mom from “My So-Called Life” as the Hot Young Thing.
Tina’s adaptation appears to keep the three couples who go on vacation through the seasons/years concept. But now one of the couples is a gay couple, played by Colman Domingo and Marco Calvani, and the others are played by Tina and Will Forte, Steve Carell and Reno 911 alum Kerri Kenney-Silver. There’s also a lot of travel and possible personal injury, per the trailer. While we clearly have a gay male couple in the mix, I have no idea if any queer ladies show up too. But this woman about to get smacked in the face by a frisbee certainly has potential.
So, anyone have strong feelings about the original they want to share? Is this White Lotus for middle-class couples, with hopefully less death?p.s. Here is the original trailer, as a refresher, for those who like to compare and contrast.
Monday, April 07, 2025
Music Monday: Cannonball Edition
Any Gen Xers knows those signature opening awoo-wooos and gritty bass riffs by heart. And whenever I hear this song I’m flooded with the chaotic optimism of youth. Also, the hotness of twin sisters Kim and Kelley Deal and bassist Josephine Wiggs. I read Kim Deal is solo touring, and was in my neck of America recently. I missed it, which is a bummer. But I fondly remember seeing The Breeders in the 90s. This song right here, it needs a Kate Bush renaissance. Because that shit still slaps – or whatever the kids today say these days. If the 90s are back in fashion, bring The Breeders back to our radios. It only seems fair. Happy Monday, kittens.
Friday, April 04, 2025
My Weekend Crush
Well, obviously, I missed the end of Women’s History Month 2025 by four days. But as we all endure the madness of an economic and social policy hellbent on dragging us back to a pre-New Deal America, I want to remind everyone that so much of That Orange Turd’s appeal to the Incel Generation is putting women back in their place. We are there to serve the Big Important Men, as faithful wives and loyal messengers. Blind obedience. Willful ignorance. Compulsory cruelty. No thoughts, just owning the Libs.
Well, fuck them. Fuck all of them. Fuck the women who think embracing the patriarchy and white supremacy is the best way to protect themselves in particular. (But, truly, fuck those guys.)
Whenever I think about women’s emotional (and physical) labor, I always think of Kate Bush and her brilliant “This Woman’s Work.” (Also Paris Paloma’s “Labour,” but Kate is the OG.) Kittens of a particular age will remember her song as the crescendo heartstrings moment in the 1988 romcom-dramedy “She’s Having a Baby” with Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth McGovern (boy, both those two crazy kids ended up having pretty OK careers, huh). Anyway, that scene still does it to me. So, equally obviously, I’ve been thrilled with the Kate Bush renaissance brought about by Stranger Things. Finally, good things happening in this universe. May so many more deserving women and marginalized people be similarly recognized. The universe owes us, quite frankly, a billion what with all the bullshit it’s been pulling recents. Happy weekend, kittens.