My Weekend Crush

Sometimes, you just want to reminisce about a time when Tina Fey wore this to host “Saturday Night Live.” After a long week of playing catch-up back at work, I think I deserve it. She is my ultimate triple threat: funny, smart and tuxedo. Happy weekend, all.

Gender Fuck Thursday: Follows Suit

I still haven’t watched the “Little House on the Prairie” reboot yet. Will grandma be showing up in a suit? Because that would convince me. Or, hear me out, how about a gender-swapped “Mike Hammer” reboot with Megan Follows as hard-boiled Det. Hammer. You’ve got to admit, she’s pulling off the hat and the pinstripes.

Vacation Vixen: Megan Thee Stallion

Full disclosure again, I’m back at work today. But I didn’t have my shit together for a real post yet. Still, I wanted to make sure our final Vixen was wearing something workplace appropriate on her body-ody-ody. With a pen at the ready and everything. Ahh.

Vacation Vixen: Olivia Wilde

I hereby declare Formal Tank Top a new category of dress, and further decree that Olivia has set the standard.

Vacation Vixen: Anne Hathaway

Truly, how has she found the energy for this year’s output? “Mother Mary,” “The Devil Wears Prada 2,” “The Odyssey,” “The End of Oak Street” and “Verity.” Like, if anyone deserves a relaxing spa day. Or a vertical bath.

Vacation Vixen: Meryl Streep & Anna Wintour

And now, for Casual Friday, how about the opposite of effortlessly dapper? Mostly I just love Meryl being a goofball in the face of The Fashion. Thus ends professionalism week. That is all.

Vacation Vixen: Tina Turner & Friends

I just want to look this effortlessly dapper once in my life. Preferably with equally effortlessly dapper hotties surrounding me too. But, you know, I’ll never be Tina so I can’t be too greedy.

Vacation Vixen: Michelle Pfeiffer

*low whistle* When you’re out Clark Gableing Clark Gable.

Vacation Vixen: Young Miko

Again, I am not sure I’m cool gay enough to talk about Young Miko. But I at least feel qualified to commend her sartorial choice of a blazer atop a tank-top adjacent tube top. What, it’s Tuesday, these things matter.

Vacation Vixen: Rosamund Pike

Full disclosure, most of this week’s “vacation” is actually a conference. I know, I know – how American of me. So just to be workplace appropriate, I thought this week’s Vixens should muster some professionalism. Yes, that’s a tux. Of course it is, it’s after 6 p.m. somewhere, what is she -- a farmer?

Vacation Vixen: Margaret Cho

Did you know we almost had Mama Cho in “Heated Rivalry”? Another thing that Racist Oompa Loompa has ruined. Nonetheless, Margaret remains undefeated. (Again, we really are sorry about our horrendous president, Canadian friends. So, so sorry.)

Vacation Vixen: Gugu Mbatha-Raw

Sometimes I just think about “San Junipero” and sigh. But it’s always a good sigh. (Also, thanks for the Thursday suit, Gugu.)

Vacation Vixen: Rebecca Ferguson

Yes, fine, I may be a tad bit obsessed. But I just can’t get enough Rebecca right now. So, here are three, because we all deserve more.

Vacation Vixen: Zoe Saldana & Laysla De Oliveira

Once again, should I be watching “Lioness? Like, the tank tops…