Wednesday, May 20, 2026

Eat Your Heart Out, Everyone Else

@gilliana Jean Smart, eat your heart out 👄❤️🔪 @MUBI ♬ original sound - Gillian Anderson

Well, now. I truly appreciate Gillian Anderson’s commitment to her campaign to start major beef with Jean Smart over the affection of Hannah Einbinder. So far Jean has largely tried to stay above the fray, confident in her place as Hannah’s O.G. Alpha May-December Suitor. But after those glowing reviews of “Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma” from its Cannes premiere last week, I’m more invested in the Jean Smart-Gillian Anderson throwdown than ever. Also, Hannah’s wide-eyed reaction and insistence that they’re “open.” Talk about giving the sapphics what they want.

p.s. This is exactly how I’d look at Gillian if she put her hand around my waist like that. Exactly.

p.p.s. I know, I know, I’m super behind on all the gay shit on “Hacks.” But this is Gillian’s moment anyway.

3 comments:

Carmen San Diego said...

Can’t wait to hear your thoughts about that episode of Hacks

Anonymous said...

Behind on hacks?

So you haven’t seen the most hackneyed trope yet of “ooh we have to pretend to be a couple because of mcguffin”

I already thought the show had gone slightly off the boil this series but that shit was insulting. Sadly I had hoped that fucking Hacks at least knew that GAY ISN’T A PUNCHLINE.

Yes i’m still pissed….

fridax said...

Ok, prev anon didn't like the 'gay' episode. I found it very tongue-in-cheek, and Hannah Einbinder had the fun of her life! Jean Smart, too, as per BTS clips I've seen.

Gillian Anderson taking a chance here. It is ON, lol.