[Tap, tap, tap.] Hello, hello. Is this thing on? OK, good. Right, so now that I have all of your attention I just wanted to say … TINA FUCKING FEY! I’ve been shouting her praises to the mountain tops. Shouting until I was hoarse. Shouting to the point where people were starting to throw things. But now, finally, I can shout with authority that TINA FEY IS THE HOTTEST OF THEM ALL! Ahem. And that’s not just me shouting, that is all of lesbiankind shouting. Well, all of AfterEllen lesbiankind. Tina is No. 1 on the 2008 AfterEllen.com Hot 100. I think, at least for today, this may have restored my faith in humanity, or – more precisely – lesbianity. You don’t have to be a regular reader of this silly little site to know that I have what could be called “A Thing” for the fabulous Ms. Fey. To recap: Smart. Sexy. Funny. Geeky. And, dear God, those glasses.
Her fame comes from talent, not her time in the tabloids. Her charm comes from her intellect, not what she looks like in a bikini. Her wit comes from real substance, not some flash-in-the-pan style. She is the antidote to everything I hate about the sad spectacle of bread and circus our popular culture has become. Yeah, damn right I’m gushing. But I can gush because, in case you hadn’t heard, TINA FEY IS THE HOTTEST OF THEM ALL!
Since it has been almost four whole weeks since my last Tina fix, how about we rewind and take a look at Tina being Tina during her April appearance on Conan. The bit about her daughter being like an abusive boyfriend is just another reason why I love her. Well, that and – um, shall we say – her girls. Damn, they looked great. Seriously. Now that, that is hot.
9 comments:
Tina Fey and Jennifer Beals. The best results ever!
I'm glad I didn't know the poll was open, because I wouldn't know which one to vote.
Wouldn't it be nice, if the news coverage were all about Fey - Beals instead of Clinton - Obama?
Woooooo! We lesbians know a hot nerd when we see one. mmmhm
First Tina Fey and Jennifer Beals on top of AfterEllen Hot100 list and then the world... Ms.Snarker's plan for lesbian world domination is in full swing! Not that there is anything wrong with that. I've totally voted for both of them... and not just 'cause you told so... :)
She is just so adorable in those clips with Conan.
I absolutely adore Tina Fey, and why not? Anyone who can come up with a character name like 'Cooter Burger' is obviously not a well woman. My favorite kind.
Personally Tina is the whole package! Good voting ladies. Smart, sexy, hilarious and a little odd......what more could you ask for.....oh and extremely successful. Wow!
Tina Fey is super hot, super smart, and super. Oh those glasses.
Tina Fey is the whole package...from the brain to the body...with an all-you-can-eat buffet of humor!
Tina is the queen of them all ! Yay!
She's smoking in those clips. With very nice, err.. glasses indeed.
Ms. Dorothy, you're psychic. Could you predict me with the same success? Pleaaaase ?
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