Thursday, October 31, 2019

What Lesbians Through Yonder Window Breaks?

Happy Halloween, kittens! May your bags be overflowing with candy, but probably the metaphorical kind because I’m assuming you’re all a little long in the tooth to be trick-or-treating. Not a criticism, just knowing my target demographic. Speaking of target demographic, who wants to see some photos of USWNT star Kelley O'Hara and her lady friend dressed up for Halloween? Because, let me tell you, that’s so much better than even a full-sized Snicker bar.



Kelley and who I think we’re pretty damn safe to assume is her girlfriend stepped out together for a Halloween party over the weekend dressed as - wait for it - Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes as Romeo + Juliet. And can I say they hit the look out of the (soccer) ballpark. Everything, everything was there: the unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, the high-water jeans, the greasy Leo hair, the facial cut, the arm bandage, the necklace in the unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt and her angel wings.



And the caption to her Instagram Stories post? “Love is tragic, y’all.” Everyone, put away your couples costume - Kelley and her Juliet win this year.

3 comments:

Carmen SanDiego said...

Took me a while to get it but when I did? Standing ovation

Panty Buns said...

Best wishes for Kelley and her Juliette :D,
and a Happy Halloween to you as well!!!

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Anonymous said...

Weird Al? May as well phoned in her presence, because that's about as much effort she took in choosing her costume. I mean really how much energy did it take to part her hair and put on an Hawaiian shirt?