Yeah, I still am not over how the Oscars ended. Or how many people (not you, Casey Affleck) who I was genuinely rooting for won. Or that it took until 2017 for the first LGBT film/first film with a black cast/first film directed by a black director to win. All these wonderful, barrier-break moments plus a lotta straight gals acting like gay gals? Some nights are just lucky, I guess.
Kuddos to Some Lady for totally going for it with Emma.
Michelle Williams & Busy Philipps
Michelle is looking at Busy like she can’t believe her dream date agreed to go with her to prom.
Octavia Spencer & Janelle Monae
Meanwhile Janelle is beaming like she can’t believe Octavia accepted her invitation to dance at prom.
Amy Adams & Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth is doing everything she can to maintain eye contact and not get lost in Amy’s cleavage.
Jennifer Aniston & Nicole Kidman
Jennifer is explaining to Nicole that Keith is obviously just a sad doppelgänger (cut, chunky highlights) for her and she should face her real attractions.
Taraji P. Henson & Mimi Valdes
Taraji is really, really trying to steal Pharrell’s Oscar date. And It’s working.
Charlize Theron & Shirley MacLaine
Charlize isn’t acting particularly gay towards Shirley, but her ponytail is.
President of the Alternative Lifestyle Haircut Lovers Club.
Kate McKinnon & Katie Couric
You know Kate is making Katie consider it. You know.
Gay or straight, Viola is giving this face for all womankind disgusted that this sexual harasser is now an Oscar winner.