Don’t they look like the toppers on a gay lady same-sex wedding cake? Replace those shiny naked golden men with a beautiful bouquet of flowers and it’s pretty much ready for the “I Dos.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones & Jennifer Hudson
I am telling you, I’m not going…down on you in front of all of these people. Wait until later, darling.
Amanda Seyfried & Jessica Chastain
Zero Dark Eyes Up, Chastain. Eyes up.
Norah Jones & Adele
Think of the beautiful music they could make together. Figuratively and literally.
Reese Witherspoon, Naomi Watts & Isla Fisher
Naomi is the shiny meat in this beautiful cobalt blue sandwich.
Sally Field & Amy Poehler
Kiss! Make it a threesome with Tina Fey! Or with Aubrey Plaza since she’s leering at you two together in the background already.
Halle Berry & Paula Patton
No, you’re prettier. No, you’re prettier. No, you’re prettier. No, you’re… Sorry, I’m imagining their conversation.
Anne Hathaway & Sarah Silverman
Unlike Zeta-Jones and JHud, they’re not waiting to be alone to make the magic happen.
Miley Cyrus & Kelly Osbourne
This is becoming a regular thing for these two. Same time, same place next year I can only assume.
Jennifer Aniston & Charlize Theron
The blurriness of this picture was obviously caused by Jen lunging toward Charlize because no one has the kind of restraint to hold herself back when presented with that much stunning.
I’ve never asked a haircut to call me before. But in this case, gurl, call me.