We Wish You a Merry Lesbian

Hey, remember that holiday-themed lesbian rom-com starring Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis and directed by Clea DuVall? Well, it’s not coming out until at least November 2020. But just in case we don’t make it that far (I mean, we have a whole presidential election cycle to live through before that, plus that Orange Anus still has access to the nuclear launch codes) here is another holiday-themed lesbian rom-com that’s coming out November 2019, so next month.

“Season of Love” from lesbian owned and operated production company Tello Films looks very promising. And you no doubt recognize many of its stars. Yes, that’s Dominique Provost-Chalkley, ak.a. Waverly from “Wynonna Earp.” Yes, that’s out actress Jessica Clark from “A Perfect Ending” and “True Blood.” And Emily Goss who was in the lesbian movie “Snapshots” I stumbled upon OnDemand.

The movie is described as “a lighthearted rom-com featuring a large ensemble cast of diverse women and their connected love lives during the hectic holiday period just before Christmas through the New Year who discover love truly is the best gift of all.”

So, in case the Giant Meteor hits before November 2020, at least we’ll have had a “Season of Love” to wish us a very merry Lesbian-mas beforehand. But I’ll still knee-cap anyone who starts singing holiday carols before Halloween.