Did you do your taxes? Do you still have to do your taxes? Tick tock. To make the day more palatable – because let’s face it even the most bleeding heart socialist money distributors among us don’t enjoy doing our taxes – here are a few little treats. Instead of staring at reams of white receipts, how about staring at some white tank tops. As Liz Hurley attests, this is the exact opposite of a flat tax. Ahem.Christina Ricci
This makes me sad about “Pan Am.”
Amber Heard
Every time I see her, I have to remind myself that she likes girls – a lot.
Paula Patton
She should really be a bigger star. I mean, seriously.
Scarlett Johansson
A book and boobs a lovely, intelligent lady. My favorite.
Rosario Dawson
The saggy pants epidemic strikes again. Godspeed, Rosario.
Christina Aquilera
I still miss delightfully trashy Xtina Christina. But sassy judge Christina ain’t bad either.
Megan Fox
Forgive me, Internet, for I have sinned. I’ve posted another picture of Megan Fox on you. But, in my defense, tank top and aviators. Apologies.
Shania Twain
I’m not really a country music fan. But who can be a music snob at a time like this.
This makes me sad about “Pan Am.”
Amber Heard
Every time I see her, I have to remind myself that she likes girls – a lot.Paula Patton
She should really be a bigger star. I mean, seriously.Scarlett Johansson
A book and Rosario Dawson
The saggy pants epidemic strikes again. Godspeed, Rosario.Christina Aquilera
I still miss delightfully trashy Xtina Christina. But sassy judge Christina ain’t bad either.Megan Fox
Forgive me, Internet, for I have sinned. I’ve posted another picture of Megan Fox on you. But, in my defense, tank top and aviators. Apologies.Shania Twain
I’m not really a country music fan. But who can be a music snob at a time like this.Good luck making your peace with Uncle Sam today. I wonder if tank tops are tax deductible.
