I’m sure you have questions, chief among them, “Why is this fool blogging for two sites now?” Good question. And sadly, I can’t help you there. But I can answer some of your other burning, thought hopefully not itching, questions.
- Yes, of course, I will keep updating Surrenders. Expect new posts, every day, as ordered. Hold the mayo.
- No, I don’t think the quantity or quality (or lack thereof, depending on your perspective) of posts here will suffer.
- Yes, I do think the quantity and quality of my sleep will suffer. Greatly.
- No, I can’t get you Sarah Warn’s number.
- Ditto for Scribe Grrrl
- Ditto for any other AfterEllen contributor you have a writer-crush on.
- Seriously, I mean it. Stop asking. You can keep sending bribes. But realize that these “bribes” will be reclassified as “charitable donations” as soon as they arrive.
- Yes, fearless readers, you are my first love. My raison d’être. My ball and chain. Er, wait, I didn’t mean that last part, sweetie. Seriously, sweetie?
- No, I won’t dump you for those AfterEllen temptresses. Brazen hussies.
- Yes, I think you’re pretty.
Thanks for reading. You make all of the sleep deprivation worth it.