Ladies ruled the 49th annual Grammy Awards last night. A recap:
Revenge, Thy Name Is GrammyThe Dixie Chicks (I. Love. Them.) cleaned house going five for five and taking home the night’s biggest awards. Who is ashamed now?
It’s a Woman’s WorldWe all knew Christina Aguilera had pipes. Now we know she has got soul. She blew the roof off honoring James Brown with “It’s a Man’s, Man’s World.” On your knees girl, damn!
Got Fries With That Shake?Oh Shakira, Shakira. You’re whirling dervish hips make everything seem right with the world. Thank you.
Warning: Objects May Appear More Orange Than They Actually AreAlyson Hannigan, I will love you always for playing Willow, but might I suggest going just a smidge lighter on the Mystic Tan.
Warning: Objects May Appear More Gay Than They Actually ArePink is still married, right? Bummer.
Maybe It’s a Polka Album
Scarlett Johansson* is taking her (apparent) new boyfriend Justin Timberlake’s profession to heart and announced that she is working on her first album. ScarJo From the Block, anyone?
*Yes, that is indeed Scarlett. Unless, of course, this imposter fooled the Recording Academy, the Grammy announcer and Don Henley. In which case, damn, she is good.