Friday, January 19, 2007

Sister, can you spare a dime, or $1,500 million?

If by chance you are looking for a sugar mama to come whisk you away to live happily ever after in the manner which you always hoped to become accustomed, do I have a hot tip you for. Forbes released a list of the Top 20 Richest Woman in Entertainment yesterday. Sure, only one out lesbian makes the list (Ellen at No. 17 with $65 million). But don’t let that stop your gold digging. Plenty of ladies on the list could, under the right circumstances, be persuaded. I mean, Oprah’s already “a little gay.” We all know Madonna has played for pretty much every team on the planet. And Cameron is on the rebound now that Justin is no longer bringing the sexyback to her. I say, go for it.
  1. Oprah Winfrey = $1,500 million
  2. J.K. Rowling = $1,000 million
  3. Martha Stewart = $638 million
  4. Madonna = $325 million
  5. Celine Dion = $250 million
  6. Mariah Carey = $225 million
  7. Janet Jackson = $150 million
  8. Julia Roberts = $140 million
  9. Jennifer Lopez = $110 million
  10. Jennifer Aniston = $110 million
  11. Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen = $100 million
  12. Britney Spears = $100 million
  13. Judith “Judge Judy” Sheindlin = $95 million
  14. Sandra Bullock = $85 million
  15. Cameron Diaz = $75 million
  16. Gisele Bundchen = $70 million
  17. Ellen DeGeneres = $65 million
  18. Nicole Kidman = $60 million
  19. Christina Aguilera = $60 million
  20. Renee Zellweger = $45 million
Can I just say, Judge Judy, who knew?

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