Saturday, February 09, 2008

Pre-L: Lights! Camera! Action!

L506: “Lights! Camera! Action!”
This episode is so hot, you’ve got to wear shades. Also be sure to have plenty of ice handy. And fans. Possibly smelling salts. I’m just saying, things are going to get steamy and you can never be too careful. Also, try not to faint or swallow your own tongue. Oh, and Tibetters and non-Tibetters, let’s play nice. I think we can all unite behind the common cause of super hot women getting naked together, no? [Click ’em to enlarge ’em, and you know what I mean by ’em, right ladies? Nudge nudge, wink wink.]

1) “That looks like you’re sewing up a hole in her jeans.” Snicker.2) Ironically, Dawn and lover Cindi make war, not love.3) Wait, what is Tasha giving back to Alice?4) Nooooooooo!5) Commence heavy breathing.6) The Hotness, Part I

7) Minions, Jenny has them.8) Welcome to Project Adeleway!9) Oh, right, I forgot she was on this show.10) But I could never forget her. Back at ya, babe!11) So that’s what has been hiding under those mom jeans.12) Sniffle. Whimper. Sob!13) China, I can feel the distance…14) Someone please alert Cute Overload.15) Is that a dickey? Is that a bowtie on a dickey? My eyes!16) What a lovely shade. Post-coital glow looks good on Bette.17) I smell a rat.18) Jeez, Kit, just call pest control.19) How to limber up for the Dinah Shore.20) Like mother, not so much like daughter.21) The Hotness, Part II

22) Man, who else needs a cigarette?23) Gosh, that looks familiar.24) Math is fun.
++=25) Ms. Fix It fixes Jenny’s messes, for now.26) Tibette circa 2008: drink it up ladies.27) Single White Female, much?
New Guestbian Count:
1
[Clementine Ford (a.k.a. Cybill Shepherd Jr.) as Molly Kroll]
Best Line: “Now (Molly) thinks I’m turning into a promiscuous debauched lesbian.” -- Oh, Phyllis, is there any other kind?
Best Unintentional Catchphrase: “If I may be so bold.” -- Adele about everything
Best Meta Inside Joke: “I want you to tell her it doesn’t work. Vancouver doesn’t pass as LA” -- Jenny to a production assistant
Best Recycled Dirty Talk Still More Suited For the Gynecologist’s Office Than the Bedroom: “Spread your legs” -- Tina to Bette

44 comments:

Ida said...

Am I the only one who wants to make LolLword now?

I CAN HAS MINIONS?

I'm in yr LA, lesbianizing yr females.

What would be the lesbian equivalent of Caturday?

Huggitis Brown said...

Thank you Dorothy for the heads-up. Now every lesbian in the US (and by Monday, the world) will be informed to buy and wrap plastic bags around their collective heads to easily scoop their brains after they've watched this episode.

I'm not really a TiBetter, but dayum. These two look so good together.

Carrie said...

best. pre-l. ever.

Anonymous said...

I have no words. No. words.

slacker said...

Uh...yeah....you's right on teh hotness. THUD!

Anonymous said...

Jbeals was in Japan few days ago and I didn't know abt it until after she left!

*punches wall*
*hangs self*

Gaaahhhhhh

cloverleaf108 said...

Dot, you sure know how to package the good stuff for us. Thanks! OMFG, I hope I am still alive when the episode airs. If not, I hope they have youtube in heaven.

Anonymous said...

Where's Shane?

Anonymous said...

oh. my. god. this season has made me a tibette-r - they are INCREDIBLE together!! thank you dorothy, I now know where I'm going to be tomorrow night : )

oh, and btw, did you see JBeals' abs in the first slideshow? YOW!

invisigoth said...

Clover, I'm right there with 'ya!
How the hell am I supposed to live through that episode?! I'll be passed out on the floor after The Hotness 1.

Thanks Dorothy, thanks a fucking lot!

Anonymous said...

first~you are so funny...LOL(China, I can see the distance!)

Second~
thank you so much! I can't wait to see S506! xxx

jaz said...

I don't believe I've ever been this excited about a TV episode in my entire life. After 4 years, I think it's about time. My gawd, JB's body looks really athletic...she really has been training for triathlons....and we are somehow benefiting...hee hee....can't wait....!!!
Thanks Dorothy. I've checked your site like about 29 times since 3pm (and that's GMT +8)today. Best pre-L...for now. Things are looking super duper good.

Dark Orpheus said...

YES! Tibette is so meant to be!

Anonymous said...

omg thank you thank you thank you

Anonymous said...

I can dig that. Can't wait. ;)

Anonymous said...

Laurel Holloman is a goddess. What a luscious body on that woman. That ass in those lacy briefs is to die for. Jennifer too. That's some tongue on Bette there hey? Yum

And, in my book, Tina can wear the hell she wants, bowtie and all and say the freaking frack she wants, who cares! Not when we have these incredible pictures to drool over.

Wham, bam and thank you Snarker mam for these Pre-L images. *thud*

cappuccinogirl said...

*flails incoherently*

Pyewacket said...

Even if you don't like Bette and Tina as a couple...I think Jennifer and Laurel deserve their props for making it real and doing it sooooooo right! It is great to see Tina on top and wow, Bette's got some tongue action going there. lol

Ghost Writer said...

NOoooooooooooo. The hotness was great but what happened to Alice and Tasha? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ahem
nooooooooooooo!
good thing Ilene put bette and tina together for this episode to take the sting out of what appears to be the break up of the cutest couple ever.

Katie said...

Holy shit Bette and Tina get it on twice? nice. I was never a huge Tibette fan but this season has made me really like them together. Plus hellooooo Jennifer Beals is totally gorgeous, soccer mom hair and all.

Not so sad/surprised about Tasha and Alice breaking up, I never really cared for them together (I think I'm just still bitter about them killing off Dana...) I hope she's still on the show though, Rose Rollins rocks.

And Adele is hot! I can't wait until she royally fucks Queen Schecter's life up.

Anonymous said...

What the hell is Jenny wearing in picture #11 ?! She looks preggo.

NYGayLady said...

Hehehe... Tibette.

Yup. That's pretty much what this episode is going to reduce me to tomorrow night. Thought I might as well get a head start.

Andy said...

MAH MINYONS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

Cindy said...

I agree with the other person..I have no words, absolutely no words!

Other than thank you, thank you!

Lula de Montes said...

phhhwoooaaaaaarrrrrr!

I just sat and stared at the screen thinking about what I could/should write... and all I could see was Tina's hands on Bette's delectable chest.

And now I can't think of what to write, except the above.

pppphwwwoooaar - to use a Brit lager lout expression.

Anonymous said...

OMG, I am not going to survive...

This Saturday seems endless to me.

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

Oh, and Tibetters and non-Tibetters, let’s play nice. I think we can all unite behind the common cause of super hot women getting naked together, no?

No. Because that would require them to actually be hot, first. Not 40+ married single women who've popped out brats. This shit seriously turns my stomach.

Anonymous said...

Married STRAIGHT women, that is.

Anonymous said...

Uh...I...WOW! Laurel Holloman has a luscious body and NICE hands! :) Wow Jennifer Beals is tight! Look at all that muscle.

Tina topping Bette and talking dirty? *faints* Damn these 2 ladies went all out in their love scenes.

I'm sure I will burst into flames along with my TV when this episode airs. Pictures is one things, but seeing it actually play on my screen...*dies*

2m.mn.ml said...

OMFG!!!! first I want to say thank you for posting, you are fuuuuunny! LOL!!! I loved the MATH!!

TIBETTE... what can I say besides that I can't wait and those 2 are just so fucking hot and professional!

Anonymous said...

Dorthy you are the best!

That is the hottest thing I have ever seen. I can't wait till tomorrow!!

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh....oh my gosh....

Thank you SO much.

omfg. I'm taking off Monday. I need the day to watch those Tibette scenes at least 117 times each.

Thank you. *sigh*

RainaWeather said...

I just fucking died of overexposure to hotness.

*loved the Tori Amos reference

Anonymous said...

So. Damn. Hot. Better living though chemistry! JBeals and Laurel are incredible together.

Anonymous said...

Eat your heart out, Jodi. That's how it's done right!!

Thank you Ms. Snarker, you sure aim to please.

Anonymous said...

umm yah, I defi won't be at work on monday. I'll be too busy drunk with happiness.

Anonymous said...

Bette is totally gettin' laid out proper. i heart Tina. Fuck IC for wasting their chemistry all these years.

Ale said...

Holy fuck!!
I can't wait!
Both Laurel and Jennifer are looking hot as hell.

Anonymous said...

Damn. Bette is finally getting laid like only Tina can do it. Just look at her face. Finally, putting chemistry together on the show. If only they could have sex twice a week until this show ends. Is this show back from the dead, or what?

Anonymous said...

Wow!! Now THAT is what I am talking about! We had to wait 3 years to get these 2 ladies back in the sac? 3 years wasted by ignoring all this searing chemistry with bullshit dribble storylines! 3 YEARS! It's Fucking Unacceptable! Gah! But what's done is done and I'm just glad to see Bette and Tina on my screen again together and making love, not war. WooHoo!

Anonymous said...

three thoughts

1) Bette and Tina are hot. Although I like Jodie, I don't think she and Bette have heat.

2) Adele is going to be hotter then Jenny and steal all her thunder.

3) I don't know if I can live through Alice being miserable again. It brings up memories of season 3, and I don't want her to ever have to go through something like that again! She can be maddening, but I find it strange how protective I still feel about her. Maybe cause Leisha is brilliant at playing her, that could be it.

Camnista said...

argh! I have t0 wait until someone uploads this episode to see it and i'm dying with anticipation! more shane would be nice tho.

and does anyoneeeeee know what is on shane's necklace????????

Michelle said...

hahaha lolword.

Femikneesm said...

L Word and a Tori Amos link? How much can a girl take?!