Thursday, September 01, 2011

Gender Fuck Thursday: Drag Edition

There’s gender fuck, and then there’s Gender Fuck. The world witnessed the latter last weekend when the incomparable Lady Gaga went full on Jo Calderone for the entirety of the MTV Video Music Awards. Not only was it one of the only times I’ve ever seen her in an outfit that didn’t involve mirrors, bubbles, spikes or require refrigeration. Regardless of what you thought of her lengthy leering performance as Jo, you’ve got to admire her commitment. Hell, Gaga was even packing. So today let’s celebration those who dare to drag with mustaches – or without. All hail the kings.

Kristin Scott ThomasEat your heart out, Ivan Aycock.

Katharine HepburnThey don’t make movie stars like this anymore – male or female.

Brooke ShieldsDid you know Brooke pulled a “Yentl” in the movie “Sahara?” Neither did I.

Barbra StreisandOf course, nothing beats the real thing.

Anne HathawayUnsurprisingly, the woman who looks like a Disney princess in real life looks like a Disney prince in drag.

Natalie PortmanNow I’m thinking they missed a brilliant potential “mustache ride” scene in “Black Swan.”

Veronica WebbAlso unsurprisingly, beautiful models make handsome fellows.

Christy Turlington, Naomi Campbell & Linda EvangelistaVery handsome fellows.

Julie AndrewsNever mind raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, Julie in a suit and tie is more than a few of my favorite things.

Lady GagaWhen he’s not glowering ferociously at the world, that Mr. Calderone is one GQ motherfucker...

...But when he is he kind of looks like an extra from “The Outsiders.”

14 comments:

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Norma Desmond said...

Katharine Hepburn kind of looks like Errol Flynn in that picture...

Shasta said...

I flipped those awards on in the middle of it and had no idea who Gaga was. When I watched the recorded thing later it all made sense. It got a little long and awkward, but that's commitment for you.

Sarah said...

I needed a good GFT after the week I've had...

beebee said...

Love it!

Rosie said...

What about Annie Lennox? Miss Gaga is a copycat.

Sasha said...

Where's the Japanese Earthquake relief money, Gaga ?

Anonymous said...

FUCK YES, GAGA!

Madre Monster is my love, boy or girl! <3

Anonymous said...

@Sasha: She donated all of the money made from her bracelets to Japan. Just because you don't see a dominant change in that country doesn't mean she didn't. I mean, fuck, that earthquake was *devastating.* GaGa sold a lot, but honestly? No one person can sell enough to repair all the damage that was done to those people. Ain't her fault, sister. That's just mother nature.

Anonymous said...

christy turlington as a man is the hottest thing ever omg

Blogsy Siegel said...

Portman still looks like herself she needs for than stache. Love the Katharine Hepburn one though

James said...

Lady gaga had them Stunned .. i loved it !! She should have had a dildo in hand and gave it to Britney .. now that would have been a moment !!

hoopachick023 said...

I agree that Christy Turlington as a man is the hottest thing ever. I'd like to see more of these pics. Yes please! Mmm..love it.

Anonymous said...

i remember Cate Blanchette as Judd Quinn