Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Tank Top Tuesday

I realize now I probably committed an unacceptable, unconscionable, unforgiveable crime against tank tops yesterday with my initial photo choice. Is there an apology big enough to atone for that sin? Can my sense of sexy be redeemed? Seriously, what the fuck was I thinking? I cannot answer these questions. I can, however, grovel at the feet of Teh Hot and ask humbly for its forgiveness. I think Halle Berry is a good start. As for the rest of my mea culpa, it goes a little something like this.

Angelina JoliePadma LakshmiPortia de RossiSandra BullockJenny ShimizuTricia Helfer, Lucy Lawless, Grace ParkLaura SánchezI haven’t seen “Los hombres de Paco” yet. Clearly, I am an idiot.

So, is all forgiven? Well, can I at least stop sleeping on the couch?

28 comments:

;)) babs said...

you are forgiven, but please no more pics of you know who in a tank top (or in whatsoever)...!

;)) babs

Big Shamu said...

Say ten Halle Berrys and ten Sandra Bullocks and I think we're good.

00 said...

Loved the pic of Sandra Bullock...I can still remember seeing Speed what now feels like a bajillion years ago....hahaha.

For all your 'Los Hombres de Paco' needs :) http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=12B39BA14F0FBD2A

Hannah said...

I thought that was Jennifer Lopez on the first picture! What the hell? Am I going blind, were my eyes too distracted by other areas of the pictures to pay much attention to the face, or do they really look alike and should Halle Berry have kept her hair short to save me from confusion?

Lezlie Mac said...

An idiot indeed..I got hooked on "Los Hombres de Paco" the second I saw Laura Sanchez sporting a gun AND a tank top (and suspenders..) at the same time.
Nice and hot and funny.
It seems, though, that the writers have saddly returned to the oh-so-common lesbian storyline of "a good lesbian is a miserable/dead/pregnant/überbitchy lesbian".
Still worth the watch. And a tank top.

Laura said...

Oh My. Laura Sanchez. Yum yum.

Shesfiiine said...

HAHA Finally you discover the divine Goddess of Laura Sánchez. Now go youtube Pepsienglish so you can learn all about Los Hombres De Paco... we're starting a revolution! And if you want to make my fiancée happy why not include a picture of Marian Aguilera as well?!?

Anonymous said...

Love Jenny Shimizu! She's such a beautiful real lady-lovin-lady!

Thanks Dorothy!

TheWeyrd1 said...

I think you can move to a comfy futon now...heh.

elliB said...

I feel dirty- the first thing I noticed in the Halle Berry picture was the George Lois designed Esquire cover (his work is on my history of graphic design final tomorrow)... I'll set myself right by going back and looking at the rest of those pictures some more...

Lyn said...

Los Hombres De Paco was awesome I watched all the english subtitled clips on youtube but I'm sad to say they are pulling the tragic lesbian death out of the hat and offing one of our fav couples known as pepsi. :(

Hawt Tanktop picks ;)

Anonymous said...

How about:
Melinda Gainsford-Taylor
Priscilla Lopes-Schliep
Lolo Jones

Laure Manaudou
Federica Pellegrini
in that nice suit
:-)

Adrienne Barbeau
Rutina Wesley
Chloe Sirene
Sarah Hendy
http://file044b.bebo.com/14/large/2008/08/04/11/7040616676a8532900363l.jpg

Penny Cillin said...

That is a super hot pic of Sandra Bullock. You are forgiven. I never want to see Ilene try to "work it". Ever. Again.

Anonymous said...

I also had problems with the Halle pic. Is that Burt Reynolds on the Esquire cover? Dang distracting! I'd rather see just Halle!

Anonymous said...

Great to see Sandra Bullock! I know you lover Padma, but ugh, her ego is so un-attractive.

Gina said...

Ok. I have been reading your blog for a while w/o commenting -not because of lack of interest but mostly for lack of time. I have never been a great fun of Halle Berry, just a moderate one, but after this photo I will have to upgrade that right now to BIG FAN. Forget about the bello marito and bambino, she is now ruling my bisexual world!

Annie said...

Dorothy, submit to the goodness that is Los Hombres de Paco aka PepSi right now! I did after a nearly a year of being egged on by a friend and stayed up nearly two days straight watching the whole mass of clips on Pepsienglish on You Tube! PepSi is more addictive than coke! Go and get you some Laura Sanchez goodness right now! (Just remember, avoid that last ep that aired and all will be good!)

Anonymous said...

Pepa's (Lauran Sanchez)tank top collection in Los Hombres De Paco would prob fill 3 weeks worth of Tank top Tuesdays! so hot!
;-)

Dani

Unknown said...

I can't believe you know Los hombres de Paco!!!

Anonymous said...

that pic of sandra bullock redeems the f*ck out of you for yesterday's horror show.

Bloggchefen said...

As another speaker sad marian Aguilera is also missing. But if you promise to put her in once in a while I will look in now and then and have a peak on your blog :)!

tlsintx said...

oh i love coming here and finding all the others who want more Sandy...

is this heaven?

sphygmo said...

Wow, I know "anorexic" observations are a dime a dozen but somebody needs to force-feed Portia cheese. She looks positively skeletral.

PS: And no, I am not fat and envious. :D

Fiona said...

Thank you for Sandra Bullock :)

Jen said...

PepSi all the way! too bad Silvia died on lhdp grrr!

Anonymous said...

Yes your an idiot! ...only jokeing!! Go watch Los hombres de Paco NOW!!

TechFem50 said...

OMG! You have to see “Los hombres de Paco” and blog about how that special day was ruined.

I loved the photo of Sandra Bullock. She has been on my radar since Bionic Showdown: The Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman. An amazing woman with a ton of talent.

Thanks for the tank tops.

Anonymous said...

You really should watch Los Hombres de Paco!! I don't know any Tv-couple which has that chemistry! Well, maybe it helps that they are good friends in real life. I saw it first time.. hmm... in summer 2008 I think and since then I've been hooked on these two and the whole serie! It's sad that Silvia died but I'm still going watch the show. Season 9 starts in this month(october) and I'm looking forward to see what they have done to Pepa and the others and will Pepa find a new love. I hope so, but I don't think that it could ever compare to Silvia.