“When I have sex with my husband these days, I fantasize I am with someone like Keith Urban or a petite, hot young woman.”
Hot damn. Though, truth be told, I’m not sure I could handle that much woman. It’s kind of, uh, intimidating. Dolly went on to say that her first crush was on a Tennessee hooker.
“I thought she was beautiful. She had more hair, more color, more everything.”
Dolly, I think you’re beautiful. And you definitely have more hair, more color, more everything than anyone. Happy weekend, all.