After writing Monday’s Oscar post, I realized I was terribly remiss in omitting the lovely Penelope Cruz. What was I thinking? OK, sure, she seemed to have pelted Snuffleupagus to make the bottom of her dress, but otherwise she looked fabulous. And then, I looked to her left. Hello, double vision. Penelope brought her younger sister Monica as her date and let me just say the hottie gene is strong in that family. Of course, this required more research and what I found further fueled my ham-in-that-sister-sandwich fantasy. Yes, it’s wrong. But it looks so right.