Friday, March 27, 2009

My Weekend Sexy

This ad is ridiculous. It is wrong. It has no place in a civilized society. That said, what I wouldn't fucking give to be that ketchup. Padma Lakshmi makes me want to be a hamburger. Or bacon. Or even cheese. I have watched this ad about a half dozen times and I still can't stop salivating. A fast food burger should not make me feel this way. I have no idea whether this crush is on Padma or the burger or the concept of eating in general. All I know is that if she licked or sucked one more thing, I would have seriously swallowed my tongue. Check that, make that I would have seriously swallowed her tongue. Ahem. Happy weekend, all.

[For the love of sexy, hit the HQ button. After that, hit whatever button you please as many times as you please. Ahem, again.]

35 comments:

J9 said...

Ms. Snarker,
I KNEW when I saw this earlier today that you would be all over it for tomorrow's post! And seriously, Padma's tongue - whew!

defiantllama said...

Oh.My.God. You just made my day! I've never been so excited (cough cough**) about food before!
Suddenly I have a huge craving for a hamburger...or is it something else?...weird.

Anonymous said...

Frak! *dies*

Anonymous said...

yummy!

suddenly I'm hungry and will get me a (tofu) burger now...


;)) babs


have a nice weekend!

frannie said...

Sweet baby Jesus she's HOT!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG... I love meat - and, I don't think it's the burger. lol

Anonymous said...

Oh my...

Anonymous said...

Wow...should be in the commercial hall of fame. Jeebus!

Big Shamu said...

She does love her meat.

FL SHANNON said...

I too will say that I was taken aback by this commercial... "sex sells" and wow, what a way to prove that theory. I actually wanted to have a burger when I was done watching that commercial, or maybe a cold shower, or both! That commercial made it difficult for me to think clearly!
I think that Padma might even give vegetarians a pause with this commercial!

Anonymous said...

aooooowowowo... hehehehehehe

Anonymous said...

ggeeeesh, that there's against the law ain't? %$#%$#$&

TheWeyrd1 said...

You and Syd have something in common...heh.

@laura_luna said...

Damn...I think I'm going crazy over here....

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Anonymous said...

I wanna be the bacon in Padma's burger. :P

Unknown said...

That burger looks so disgusting lol. She's hot but seems to have no personality.

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Norma Desmond said...

I don't do fast food, but if she's on the menu... I'll eat it. :P

Janet said...

I have watched that several times because when she runs her hand over the ketchup on her ankle - well I keep falling over and missing the ending.

Repeat - fall over - repeat -- fall over. It's like that.

All. Over. Again.

LB said...

Ughhhh I have to be the lone voice and say that this commercial disgusted me -- and surprisingly, NOT due to my feminism, but due to my vegetarianism. I mean, I'd still totally do Padma... after she brushed her teeth :-/

Sue said...

lol!!!! This is priceless,she's fabulous. Too good. Hardees hit on a gold mine. Love how she only took one bite...

Laura NY said...

sexy doesn't even begin to describe this. If anyone doesn't get why we like women, uhhh... I don't know what to say.

Anonymous said...

how come no one's said anything about redwings?

Penny Cillin said...

Oh sweet jesus.....

Anonymous said...

This is a terrible ad...for that burger.

Seriously, who even remembers what the product was 10 seconds after watching that? All I remember is a hypnotizing voice and licking.

Stacy said...

Oh Ms. Snarker... love the commercial, love the commentary, but I think maybe I am developing a little blogger crush on you... how you always know exactly what I am thinking, it's kinda hot. ;-)

Simone said...

oh my lord, I think I just swallowed my tongue.

it can't be legal to make scarfing a big honking burger that hot.

Faile said...

If you aren't turned on by that, you aren't even human, much less a lesbian!

Anonymous said...

Yes, I want to lick sauce from
Padma's ankle - I have no desire to eat a burger. I don't find her personality to be sexy. Not enough fire.

jbfm said...

Uhh I'll have what she's having .. which is toublong me as a vegan

ac_hooker said...

first off *hot damn she's sexy! ohhh and off topic..what song is played during the commercial if anyone knows?

Anonymous said...

It's getting hot herrreee!!!!

My, my, my!!!