Monday, February 23, 2009

SGALGG: Oscar Edition

Oh, kittens. The amassed awesome at last night's Oscars was a thing of beauty. Think about it. Last night, all together in one room were, among others: Tina Fey, Kate Winslet, Tilda Swinton, Penelope Cruz, Angelina Jolie, Freida Pinto, Natalie Portman, Diane Lane, Anne Hathaway, Sophia Loren and Meryl fucking Streep. Now, I say Meryl fucking Streep for a reason, because amid last night's orgy of gorgeousness I noticed an interesting trend. Everyone who was anyone wanted to rub up against Meryl Streep. Shit, do you blame them? So in honor of the touchy-feely goodness, I give you a very special Oscar edition of SGALGG. Straight(ish, no comment) Gals Acting Like Gay Gals Who Want to Fuck Meryl. Or, you know, SGALGGWWFM. Put that on a bumper sticker, I dare you. [Click any for big Meryl love.]

Meryl & Penelope CruzMeryl & Queen LatifahMeryl & Sophia LorenMeryl & Natalie PortmanMeryl & Anne HathawayMeryl & Jennifer AnistonMeryl & Kate Winslet
Still, despite the SGALGGWWFM smörgåsbord of last night, a couple of my dream pairings didn't quite happen. But, never one to let reality get in the way of something hot, I remedied that the only way I know how. I give you a very, very special Oscar SGALGG Addendum: Straight(ish, again) Gals We Wish Acted Like Gay Gays But Didn't So We Photoshopped Together Instead. Yeah, I'm not even going to attempt that acronym.

Kate & Tilda & PenelopeTina & Angelina

p.s. Got a dream SGWWALGGBDSWPTI pairing? Well, Photoshop 'em together, already, and leave 'em in the comments.

UPDATE: Dare accepted. Hat tip to garbungled for the awesome bumper sticker!

24 comments:

Melanie.Trini said...

Kate Winslet, Tina Fey and Natalie Portman? Just saying....

;)) babs said...

thank you ms. snarker, I have been waiting for this the whole day! ( it's nearly 2 pm in austria)

meryl streep is the queen of all SGALGG!
LOL

and SGALGGWWFM - I would stick that on my bumper anytime! ;))

my dream pairing would be: kate winslet + emma thompson.

;)) babs

so glad with kate!

Anonymous said...

gee, count me in!!! i'd want to do meryl streep over and over again, if she'd let me.

i'd queue as SGALGGWWFM

Anonymous said...

Meryl Streep is Goddess
Everthing this woman does is divine and she was a Diva last night..
She is the queen!!!!!!

rocketdyke said...

i love sgalgg, and i especially love meryl streep. this is brilliant.

Megan said...

Meryl's my "fake wife" so I very much approved of this SGALGG edition.


Meryl...enchanting, yum.

scribegrrrl said...

Oh. My. Meryl looked incredibly regal and luminous last night, so it's no surprise everybody wanted to do her. She is the swooniest. Thank you for this post!

Norma Desmond said...

I'm notorious for my Meryl love, so I can be added to that list of people who'd looooove to sleep with her. Wow... happy thoughts. ANYWAY, I really can't blame any of those ladies for getting close, and while I love me some Winslet, she jumped SO much higher in my books for her at-podium, very open worship of Meryl.

I'm going to go enjoy all those lovely Meryl pictures some more. Thankfully, for once, the woman must have hired herself a stylist. (I love her, but she's not usually the best dressed of celebrities. Quite the opposite, actually)

Akaisha said...

Oh Snarker, I owe my life to you.

Meryl = woman of the world!

pyewacket said...

Okay, now I am worried or excited.

lol

I stayed up for the whole show last night...also fully aware that you did too (from the AE blogging)...and yet I still had a hope in my gay little heart that you would find the most awesome pics from the red carpet to give us...

SGALGG

Thank you, excellent work...and then you gave me the unexpected LOL moments too. :)

J9 said...

Mine is Gillian Anderson and Megan Fox, but you already know that, and neither were there last night. And I don't feel like Photoshopping anything new.

Tiff said...

I think this may be one of my favorite posts ever. I definitely belong in the SGALGGWWFM group. If only I could switch places with that Oscar in the last pic of Kate and Meryl...

Dream: Kate Winslet, Meryl Streep, Tina Fey, and Gillian Anderson

revamy said...

Ok. I have never written on your blog before even though I am an avid reader, but I have to today. I LOVE MERYL STREEP. Her picture hangs above my television. I am so happy that you wrote such a fabulous and "exactly how I would say that" entry. Hilarious. She looked fabulous and watching her eyes during Sophia Loren's tribute was worth 10 rewinds on my DVR. I was a little sad she didn't win. I do want a bumper sticker.

jennifer said...

the best part about meryl's sgalgg photos is that she always seems so comfortable with the intimacy and closeness she shares with these women...she always looks like she feels right at home when she's nuzzling up next to a woman...it's like adding fuel to the flames that are my dreams!

garbungled said...

You dared me, I had to do it. I put SGALGGWWFM on a bumper sticker. http://www.cafepress.com/SGALGGWWFM.360723258#

I love your blog by the way. I've been reading it for a while, but haven't commented before now.

Anonymous said...

Omg, please can't we just pretend that every actress we know of is in fact a lesbian and that Kate and Meryl are in fact dating....pleaaase?
xxx
Wyrm

Anonymous said...

My Monday totally, completely, and absolutely sucked. You made it better. Thank you, Snarker.

Heather said...

My dream pairing would probably be Leisha Hailey and Eliza Dushku...I sadly have no photoshopping skills though.

Norma Desmond said...

I totally already commented, but, as I am obsessed with Meryl, to a nearly unhealthy degree, I just needed to tell you... this completely made my day. Made all the bad things better with one short thought of those pictures of Kate and Meryl. I'm just going to pretend that what I want those pictures to be of is real. Don't mind me.

Lara said...

LOL. I find the Meryl Streep shoulder-rubbing/ass-kissing/loving super amusing in that it is already instinctive in most human beings. I mean, it's just not done any other way.

Great ceremony (if only for the people there, but the performances were great as well -- 'specially the Best Song presentation).

invisigoth said...

Meryl Fucking Streep!
I never wanted to kiss a woman old enough to be my mother so badly! Age really becomes her. She's getting more gorgeous every day.

rockm. said...

OMG! meryl! she's a chick magnet!!

(ps: natalie portman *droool*)

lemonjuice said...

i have no photoshop but this is the pictures in my head.......Kate Winslet, Jodie Foster and Anne Hathaway yum yum. who knew Anne could sing so well, and Meryl is getting more gorgeous and glamorous as she ages (as said by some before me). Meryl in any photoshop with aforementioned actor-gals.

Anonymous said...

queen latifah? if you say so ;) love anne hathaway and kate as always... sigh