Right, so if you aren't to bloodied from yesterday's battle, here it goes. In honor of Stephanie March's upcoming return to “Law & Order: SVU” as ADA Alex Cabot, I give you a bare-knuckles, no-holds barred brawl for her affections between...drum roll...Mariska Hargitay and Tina Fey. That's right, both women launched a thousands 'ships with their gay subtext (or maintext in the case of “30 Rock”) involving Stephanie. And both women look awfully pretty standing next to her. So, who takes it, ladies and discerning gentlemen? Also, your vote counts double if you can correctly pronounce SGBLGGFSG six-time in a row without breaking your tongue. I mean, we wouldn't want you to damage your tongue. It would make the drooling so much more unsightly.
So, who should Stephanie end up with? And feel to phrase your answer in the form of a fantasy sequence.
77 comments:
What if Steph is a cylon? Then she could end up with both! With copies left over to destroy the rest of us :)
I'm going with Mariska on this one (and honestly who wouldn't? ;))... only because I'd hate to see you and Tina fake-brake up and fight for fake-gaylimony...
she's still your fake-wifey, right?? :P
Shut UP! She's headed back to SVU?? Oh happy day, happy day, happy day! :D And I'm giving all the points to Mariska. She's hot, so tough and... and... what... pseudo-gay with the short hair and butchness... and I get the feeling she'd be all over Stephanie (sorry, Alex *grin*) instead of Liz Lemon with her wary 'you can... do stuff to me' assertion. :)
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normally i would go with liv on this one, but that first picture of liz with thomas is the deal breaker. plus, i would pay money to see how liz's bi-curious sneaks got along with thomas's oh so out of the closet shoes...
She will end up with both, no need to choose.
Alex Cabot and Gretchen Thomas are two of the United States of Stephanie :-)
Best.Post.EVER! And Mariska for shizzle. I mean, come on, Olivia is like She!Hulk! on that show. She's kicking doors and taking command... no question. They are eye-shagging each other every time they're on screen even if they're talking about their boyfriends or heck even accompanied by their dates, they still have more chemistry with each other. So yeah, Alex & Olivia forevah!
Yeah, I'm going with Tina Fey. Look at the eyes in that first picture! Not to mention - she's totally wearing a tank top!
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MARISKA MARISKA MARISKA
Especially with the hot hot short hair cut!
Do you know how many times I've watched SVU and thought, "Please be gay. Please be gay. Please date me?"
Well, it's a lot.
Mariska - hands down! Er...or hands up...or hands on. Yeah.
definitely MARISKA!
;)) babs
Oh sweet mercy, please oh, please let it be Olivia and Alex. Stephanie March just makes such a sexy lesbian...as proven on 30 Rock, but she was Liv's sexy lesbian first. Sorry Liz!
I love Tina Fey, but it's gotta be Mariska. Short haired MariskaBenson.
Although, if Mariska and Maria Bello hooked up, coz they are so totally SGALGG (or secretly gay girls acting like straight girls acting like gay girls - or SGGALSGALGG for short (hey a girl can dream)) Tina Fey would surely console Stephanie, which would lead to all sorts of stuff.. being done... if you catch my drift.
I favor both couples, but I much prefer Stephanie as Alex. So, I'll go for Alex and Olivia. The thought of them- two smart, sexy, strong, and powerful women being together is mind-blowing.
No clear winner here either, too close to call. I think a couple of bouts of turkish oil wrestling could determine the winners!
Fans of SVU have been waiting so long for Alex and Liv to get together, its ridiculous. here is a pretty good fan fiction, just one piece of evidence that Mariska is the top pick!!
www.svufiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=3792
i'll come back to read them all,
anyway, who's don king kong?
what match?
Going with Liz Lemon. Those two make a cuter couple.
Oh, without a doubt - Olivia Benson. So way much better than Liz Lemon - or Bobby Flay for that matter!
Dammit Dorthy!
My fiance and I had just gotten to that high point in our relationship and now the news that Alex and Olivia are going to be back sharing a screen?
It's bad enough both women are on my fiance's 'List'...I simply can't compete!
Tina Fey, case closed!
Who should Stephanie end up with? Am I allowed to say me? Please? Wifey can have Mariska!
Ok, ok. I understand there may be a queue so, Alex and Olivia all the way!
GAHH! why do you make me choose?!?! ordinarily i'd go with Olivia b/c she just kicks butts and takes names on that show annd you threw in pic of here w/ her short hair :) however, those pics of liz are pretty cute, so i might just have to say liz lemon & gretchen thomas...
OMG MARISKA!!!!
the subtext from SVU is TOO MUCH to bear. Hopefully her new episodes will not disappoint.
...Hmm, Can i have Gretchen Thomas? My birthday is in June.. that's close enough right? :)
I've got to say Mariska though she was so great with Tina on 30 Rock. It's really a win-win situation with either!
Why bother choosing? Sharing is caring. How can I (or anyone for that matter) choose? Stephanie could be shared between both lovely ladies...fantasy sequence commences...
I think this might be my favorite post EVER! That includes GGALGG Gold Medal Edition! As much as I would like both Tina and Mariska to be blessed with the wonderful Stephanie March, I think the only chance of this happening is on SVU. Liz seemed pretty sure that she wasn't interested, but Det. Benson's sexuality is still VERY ambiguous. Well, to me anyway ;)
tina tina tina <3
Mariska, of course.
Alex Cabot is coming back? Can't breathd, must find, thunk.
well mariska of course. and whats up with the conversation that she had with stabler last week. something is definately going on!
Olivia and Alex. Oh, yes.
Liz and Dorothy, Why not?
Dude, it has to be olivia.
Liz Lemon can be the girl who battles Olivia Benson for the love of Alex Cabot but only after the get together first or the GWBOBFTLOACBUATGTF- BAM!
While I love both ladies I'm gonna have to go with Tina Fey.
As much as I love Tina Fey, Mariska wins hands down. They are the next best fanfic pair besides Xena and Gabrielle.
Mariska
I'm saying Mariska because a) when I picture Olivia and Alex together a big old amount of drool falls out, it's not pretty but it's good
and b) this Olivia/Elliot subtext people are seeing, is gross, and needs to be corrected with Alex/Olivia subtext. : )
Wow, I'm really surprised of myself because of the two last posts. I mean I was so sure I would choose Bette over everyone and however yesterday I prefered Tasha. And yet today I find out that I would put Liz Lemon behind anyone else, especially behind MARISKA!!!
Can't wait for the tomorrow surprise!
Alex Cabot and Olvia Benson are meant to be together. I've made up stories about those two being together. I choose to believe Alex lived as Gretchen Thomas while in the WPP. It is just a matter of time before Alex returns to Olivia.
My heart soars just thinking about that sexy couple.
Mariska and Stephanie for sure.
Ummmm Mariska.....
Considering I wrote one of my honors theses about O/A, I have to go for Mariska...It's a shame they let her hair grow out after she had cut it again last season :/
SVU Season 2-4 was Olivia/Alex greatness...sadly Cabot's return episodes have been nothing short of disappointing, and lets not even talk about the canon nightmare that is Conviction.
my vote it for alex and oliva, sorry tina.
I KNOW you love Tina...but I gotta go with Mariska!
Oh, gotta go with The Lemon on this one... if for no other reason for that black dress with its delicious low-cutness.
45 comments?
i don't get today's post.
what's goin on?
what i got actually,
i felt i almost hear someone's
laughing. 'a hahahahah hihihihi'
something like this.
in addition to i'm very healthy.
just feeling.
ah, today was tired,
but very exciting.
how's yours? pretty good?
have a good night, of course
good dream. right?
see you.
I am a big fan of SVU and normally I would say Mariska but due to the context of the shows I think Stephanie & Tina Fey
The bonus is that leave Mariska for me!
Mariska all the way :-)
forget tank top Tuesday, it's now soggy knickers Wednesday. Alex and Olivia all the way...once Liv gets a haircut!!
Oops,that's hard to say, given the fact that being German and being deaf I do not know the show (depending on DVDs with GOOD English subtitles) and having an inborne adversary against Gretchen as a first name (Gretchen simply is a diminuitive of Grete and an ooooooold name for parlour maids [like my grandmother's]).
Ok,ok, ranting over, it's number two Tina Fey I guess ;-)
Did I ever metion how much I love your blog?
mariska with short hair!
mariska, definitely. separately, they're hot, hot, hot. together. FUCKIN' hot, hot, hot.
Yeah, I cannot pick. This is a Sophie's Choice moment for me, trying to decide between Mariska and Tina.
I simply cannot cut either one of these women loose.
I <3 Mariska and Tina.
:)
There is a reason she's called Liz Lemon... Tina Fey!!
Hands down, Mariska
Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska...Mariska.
Olivia & Alex = Total Wet Dream!
Bette vs. Tasha vs. Shane in a tank top= Competition... HARD competition
Olivia Benson vs. Liz Lemon for the affections of Alex Cabot= No Contest
MARISKA ALL THE WAY!
Olivia, the hottest cop on tv, for sure. I don't watch any other cop shows...only SVU b/c Mariska is so hot.
Admittedly, I also don't get the Tina Fey thing. She's smart and funny, but I don't want to sleep with her.
man, i can not wait to see her on svu. yeah,could you imagine alex and olivia in a B&T sex scene. oh, my. i love these two togather
Nothing makes my heart sing like Mariska/March HoYay!
I used to think I was the only one picking up on the looks going on those two all over SVU.
Bring on the glasses of justice!
Without a doubt ... Mariska Hargitay
Mariska all the way! Although I love the theory that Gretchen was Alex's secret WPP identity...
Threesome.
Has to be Mariska - Benson never looked at Cabot like letting 'her do stuff to her' would be much of a chore.
While Gretchen found Liz mildly amusing, Cabot looks anything but amused by Benson, more like 'just shut and kiss me' or 'you're beautiful when you're angry'.
I love me some Liz Lemon. But oh man. It's gotta be Mariska. :]
OMG no competition it most certainly has to be Olivia, everyone else pales in comparison to Alex/Liv.
oh come on!! mariska of course !!!no doubt!!!
Do I have to choose? Maybe I'm a bit biased towards the Benson & ALex pairing. I do however a petition a return of Gretchen Thomas!
I just turned on one of Bobby Flay's shows on Food Network and who should I see cooking with him but his lovely wife, Stephanie March. Lucky bastard.
on svu she should have a scene at a bar and know the bartender that night and she should see this hot guy and tell the bartender to let her and the guy go to the back and have a super hot sex scene with him
@Plasticcalifornia how did you get away with writing your honors thesis on them?!?! Totally doing that. P.S. Alex and Olivia so totally have a thing, have you all SEEN Olivia's breakdown when she sees Alex alive in "Loss"?
Is it totally weird that my nick name is Mal...email me at plasticcalifornia@gmail.com if you are curious about the thesis.
yo creo q con olivia, vi todas la temporadas de la ley y el orden y parecen tener la re quimica mas de la que tienen olivia y elliot
both. but me 2(: curse you bobby flay
Here’s one from left field: What about Alex and Serena Southerlyn, the blonde ADA from the original L&O who actually is a lesbian? They worked at the DA’s office at the same time (Alex came in 2000, Serena in 2001) so they would have had to have known each other. Who’s to say they didn’t go out for drinks one night after Trevor Langan stood Alex up or something, got drunk and ended up in bed together?
If I may... totally got this.
www.fanfiction.net/s/6935964/1/The_Thomas_Conundrum
Mariska FTW! Everyday, forever and ever.
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