Friday, March 23, 2007

Carmen not gay for Joan

Jett isn't the Crimson to Electra's CloverCarmen Electra is not dating Joan Jett. I repeat, peoples of the internets, Carmen is not dating Joan. Despite those juicy rumors. Despite starring in the rocker’s ode to bisexuality “A.C.D.C.” Despite her falling down, clearly from love, at a fashion show, Carmen is not a gay lady. Or at least her rep says she is not. Of course, not everyone is convinced. Word on the lesbian street is that Carmen and Joan might make a splash together at Dinah Shore next weekend. I am trying to muster the energy to care. Must…muster… Must…muster… Damn, I can’t do it. I just don’t care. I mean, good for them if they are and if they aren’t then Joan Jett, call me. Seriously. I’m in the phonebook.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Carmen may not be gay for Joan Jett. But, I, on the other hand, so would be.

Rain said...

That's ok, I can be gay for Joan Jett... Wait, I already am gay...well it is the thought that counts...