SGALGG: Winter Olympics Edition

I can’t believe they’re over. All those amazing athletes, all that human drama, all that spectacular triumph – heck, even a little heartbreak. But now, now all we have the memories of super hot sports stars at the top of their physical form, hugging each other like grabby high school students. What? You have your memories and I have mine. So, in honor of the Vancouver Winter Olympics, one last look back in wonder. A Straight Gals* Acting Like Gay Gals to remember. (*Note: I cannot vouch for all these ladies straightness. And when I say all, mostly I mean you, hockey gals. Beer in cans and big old cigars? Just saying.)

Kaillie Humphries & Heather Moyse, Canada, Bobsled, GoldI think the big, brawny gals of bobsled are all kinds of sexy. There, I said it.

Shelly-Ann Brown & Helen Upperton, Canada, Bobsled, SilverSee, told ya.

Anette Norberg & Eva Lund, Sweden, Curling, GoldSame goes for curling. But mostly I think that’s just because the women keep screaming HAAAARD at each other.

Cheryl Bernard, Canada, Curling, SilverSee, told ya.

Bingyu Wang & Yin Liu, China, Curling, BronzeAll the kissing helps, too.

Stephanie Beckert & Anna Friesinger-Postma, Germany, Speedskating Team Pursuit, GoldWhat the Winter Olympics lack in tank tops, they make up for in clingy body suits.

Lee Sang-Hwa, South Korea & Wang Beixing, China, Speedskating, Gold & SilverSee, told ya.

Tatjana Huefner & Natalie Geisenberger, Germany, Luge, Gold & BronzeLuge is fucking crazy. Ditto for skeleton.

Claudia Nystad & Evi Sachenbacher-Stehle, Germany, Cross Country, SilverIs cross country the speed walking of the Winter Games? Just putting it out there.

Tania Vicent & teammates, Canada, Short Track, SilverCuddle huddle!

Marie Dorin & teammate, France, Biathlon, BronzeI don’t know who is hugging Marie*, but if I were her I’d be doing it, too. She’s adorable, and she can shoot things well. (*Apparently it’s Sylvie Becaert. Lucky gal.)

Ireen Wust & teammate girlfriend, Netherlands, Speedskating, GoldShe’s actually a GGALGG. So, you know, niiiice.

Team Canada, Hockey, GoldO, Canada. You are so adorably gay Canadian. Don’t ever change. Though, seriously, after these last 16 days I think I’m a little bit in love with Canada. Thanks, neighbors. Awesome Winter Games, eh?