Thursday, April 03, 2008

Clapton who?

Two women enter. One will leave. The other will be -- oh, yeah, that’s right -- totally shredded. Now the only question is, are you ready to rock? Let’s get ready to solooooooo!

In one corner, Jodie Foster. Earlier this week Jodie confessed her love of shredding on Leno. And now, she is ripping it up it on Rachel Ray. Catch the episode Friday and dream about her epic “Stairway to Heaven” solo until then.In the other corner, Tina Fey. Notice the concentration. If she goes for the whammy bar, you know it’s on.But wait, we have a surprise competitor entering the ring, err, stage. It’s Allison Janney putting them both to shame with her tasty guitar licks. She is an animal on that thing, an animal!Now if only I could find a shot of Helen Mirren attacking her axe windmill-style á la Pete Townsend, I could die and go to virtual rock ‘n’ roll heaven.

15 comments:

The Big Shamu said...

I love Jodie but damn girl, RayRay??? She went on RayRay's show? It's a sad sad Wednesday.
On the bright side, Alison will make both of them cry like little boys who just got beat up by a girl on the playground.

Slym said...

Oh NO You Didn't! You've got Tina Fey and Jodie Foster in the same blog! And they're Rockin! Yeah Ms. S, I'm going public with my unfailing love 4 U. The secret's out now.

Very nice.

Anonymous said...

woah, my ultimate post...jodie, tina and allison? Where were these pics taken? They were all at the same event?

Amanda said...

hahaha. My brother and I play Guitar Hero whenever I'm home and battle it out. This made my day

New 30 Rock today!

Amanda

Pyewacket said...

Thanks for the heads up about the Jodie appearance on R squared...I have been missing the Foster sightings on my tv as I have been busy with other silly little things in my life. Where are Tina and Allison playing guitar hero? It is obvious they are in the same room...so where is it...?

WordNerd said...

My favorite video game, my favroite chicks ... Brava, DS. Brava.

Anonymous said...

this is a sure sign that Jodie's new movie must be a dog that she is advertising it and working it so much. Oh well, we get more sightings and that's not all bad.

abbagirl said...

that settles it. if i didn't love these celebs before, i certainly do now!!

anyone who loves guitar hero is tops in my book! at the same time, it just makes me wanna challenge them to a guitar hero do-or-die!

Amanda said...

Nevermind on the new 30 Rock... maybe next week...

Amy said...

Seriously? There goes any chance of productivity for the rest of the night. Thanks.

imthey said...

Frankly all it took for me to lose my concentration was seeing 3 of the coolest, smartest and most attractive ladies on one blog and all with guitars!

coffeesky said...

Thanks for letting me know that Jodie Foster will be on RR tomorrow...my DVD-R is already set! When I went to the RR it said that Tina Fey was on the show today (Thurs). JF and TF back to back...after reading your blog for this long I know that you know how awsome that is! Rachael Ray even mentions that she has a girlcrush on Tina.

The Java Junkie said...

Tag! You're it! Passing on the fun...Smith magazine memoir meme...you know you want to...

L said...

I've been resisting Guitar Hero for the sake of the rest of my life, but I now am doomed. I hope Target is open until midnight.

chels said...

aside from the obvious awesome, the best thing about these pics? masi oka knocking back a beer in the background of tina fey's pic.