Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Uma, Rorschach. Rorschach, Uma.

INT. PSYCHIATRIST’S OFFICE - DAY.

THE SHRINK PEERS OVER DARK-RIMMED GLASSES AND PICKS UP A PIECE OF PAPER. SHE HAD A CHEESY THICK EASTERN-EUROPEAN ACCENT BECAUSE, HECK, WHY NOT?

SHRINK
I vant you to look carevully at dis image. Look deeply, let your eyes vander, let your mind relax. Now, vat do you see?


SNARKER
Uhm, a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains?

SHRINK
(tersely)
Vell, if you’re not going to take dis seriously, I’m not sure vhy ve are here. Let us try again. Ja. So, vat do you see?


SNARKER
Uhm, Uma Thurman looking at a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains?

FADE TO BLACK.

The End.

What? I don’t test well. But, really, after looking at Uma’s photoshoot for AnOther magazine, how could you not think Rorschach inkblot test?

Also, what’s the deal with the butterflies? Seriously, they’re starting to freak me out. Now I really do need a shrink.


p.s. Bonus points if you get the “wild ponies” reference. Seriously, we might have to start going steady.

UPDATE: Wow, you are all now officially my girlfriends. Well, except for Ida. We’re just going to keep doing our hot, steamy RSS-action thing on the side. p.s. Jane and Daria were totally doing it. At least, in my head they were.

13 comments:

The Gentleman said...

Ms. Snarker... your quoting Daria is just to much... beautiful pics as always :)

Anonymous said...

damn, I guess I was a little bit too slow ... ok, so I'm not the only one thinking of Daria ...

gail said...

too late! too late! wild ponies = daria

apeirophilia said...

I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special ;)

Ida said...

Listen, Ms Snarker, I know we've had some good times, and I know we enjoy looking at the same women but ... you see, I'm just not a one-person-person. It's really not you, it's me. I mean, if you can deal with that I would love to continue to allow your blog to make sweet, lesbian love to my RSS-reader, but ... I just don't want to lead you on, you know?

Nelly said...

Don’t worry. I don’t have low self-esteem. It’s a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.

You just gotta love a little Daria before bed!

TheWeyrd1 said...

Who's Daria?

And yes, as a psychologist, I believe that you ARE seeing Rorschachs. So tell me, how do you feel about that?

Amanda said...

Oh how I miss Daria....

But Uma makes me feel better

Amanda

Slym said...

Ms. Snarker I feel the urge to issue a very stern warning to you so here goes: Don't you DARE (and I mean it) throw out propositions like those! You hear me! You never know who's out there just waiting to get the chance to jump into your pants.. I mean... jump onto you... no... shit I mean... jump at the idea.

Now I am in no way implying that this has absolutely EVERYTHING... I mean ANYTHING to do with me, I'm just ... well... looking out for MY .. I mean YOUR best interest! You can kiss.. I mean, thank me later (over dinner or somethning)....

As for Uma and horses and butterlfies and vat not, I'm already a nutcase and I take it that she's trying to push me over the edge that is already so very near.

WordNerd said...

Wow, lesbians love our Daria, don't we? I guess that shouldn't be surprising, but it is amusing. La la la la laaaaaaaa

What an odd photo shoot.

Lezlie Mac said...

Vell vell Ms.Snarker, you reap what you sow (way to many pics of naked women)

You are going to end up with a gazillion girlfriends, if you make such promises over a simple Daria quote...

Weird butterflies indeed..

sassy414 said...

Oh, Snarker. You and The Morgendorfer rock my little heart.

Nice. :D

Anonymous said...

the pics of Uma are freaking hot so thank you for posting them. However, your Daria references are making me squeal a little bit.