Monday, March 08, 2010

SG*ALGG: Oscar Edition

Hey, lots of pretty ladies in lots of pretty dresses hugged each other last night! Oh, and they also handed out some awards. And some really pretty ladies in really pretty dresses won them! Really, the theme for the night was, “Go pretty ladies in pretty dresses!” Or, slightly less reductive, “Hooray for women in entertainment who have reached the pinnacle of their professional careers all the while breaking down barriers and making history.” In pretty dresses. And with that, it’s time for the very special Oscar edition of Straight Gals* Acting Like Gay Gals. (*With the exception of Jodie, of course. Also, jury’s still out on K-Stew. Edit: And, I know, they played mom and daughter. All of this is clearly make believe.)

Tina Fey & Elizabeth BanksElizabeth looks a little like she pulled down the left strap to Tina’s dress. I like how she thinks.

Oprah & Gabourey SidibeIf Oprah’s hand was one inch closer, Gayle would be sooo jealous.

Jennifer Lopez & Demi MooreMostly Demi is just a Straight Gal Acting Like a Drunk Gal. But that’s how many a SGALGG moment starts off. Remember college?

Meryl Streep & Amy AdamsMeryl just asking a very pregnant Amy, “It’s not mine, is it?”

Meryl Streep & Sandra BullockSandy thanked, “my lover, Meryl” and called her “SUCH a good kisser.” So kiss her, you fool.

Sandra Bullock & Helen MirrenLook, Meryl, if you don’t kiss Sandy soon Helen will. You snooze, you lose.

Anna Kendrick & Sigourney WeaverSigourney has just told Anna how they would earn their Mile High Club membership if they were both “Up in the Air.”

Miley Cyrus & Amanda SeyfriedAmanda is letting Miley down easy here. A gal’s got to have standards, you know.

Rosario Dawson & Angie HarmonHow much do you want to jump in between that soon-to-be sandwich?

Barbra Streisand & Kathryn BigelowBarbra to Kathryn: “Darling, you’re like buttah.”

Hilary Swank & Rashida JonesNothing SGALGG-y here, just thought the GGs reading might enjoy the fact that both these ladies mistakenly thought they were going to the Golden Globes. Ahem.

Kristen Stewart & Jodie FosterLover’s quarrel.

For a more comprehensive (rather than “oooh, pretty!”) look at the Oscars, check out my post at AfterEllen today.

24 comments:

Trinity (of haiku tofu) said...

I'd say K-Stew is a friend of yours, Dorothy. I just get that feeling, and I'm usually right.

Team Serrins Springfield said...

I don't know whether Kristen Stewart is family but I'm sort of icked out at the thought of her and Jodie having a lover's quarrel since she played Jodie's daughter (and looked mostly like crap) in Panic Room.

lisa said...

What "Team Serrins" said. lol

Vikki said...

Yikes! Jodi's kinda scary in that last pic.

Syd said...

...some really pretty ladies in really pretty ladies- I'm sure that was a typo, but one which amused me greatly.

Damn! Hilary Swank has a giant head.

Sophie T said...

I like to think that in that last pic Jodie Foster is giving K-Stew a massive telling off for not coming out yet. Also, blimey K-Stew looked good!

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one who thinks Sandra should just shut up about the kissing and lover comments - I feel SGALGG is fun up to a point. And now it's lost it's funny y we get that you think it's hip but enough already.

And Kristen Stewart was clearly not comfortable in a dress or heels - that might be a sign or not.

Anonymous said...

I love the sandy and streep affair.

tlsintx said...

i'm getting the Kristen vibe too...got it the first time i saw her as Jodie's kid in Panic Room...total tomboy! yay.

jennifer said...

“It’s not mine, is it?”

that made my whole day!

Hanna said...

I totally agree with Sophie: that was my first thought, when I saw the last Jodie pic. Jodie is giving Kristen the talk about how to handle the whole gay thing in Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

sandra bullock's face is an ad for botox or face surgery.....

Anonymous said...

bullock is BS ....razzie good for her

Anonymous said...

sorry but no oscars for julianne moore or michelle pfeiffer and awards for swank or bullockkkkk
unbelievable
love meryl btw

Anonymous said...

Lopez and moore (demi) are pathetic

Making Space said...

This made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

jodie foster's comment about indie films was so bad....forgot mel gibson,Ms Foster

betseyb said...

Jodie: I specifically told you to be home when the street lights came on!
Kristen: Whatever, Mom.

pickpocket said...

Babs looks like she is thinking, "I am NOT letting go of this Oscar. This is MY Oscar!"

And I agree with Syd that Hilary Swank's head looks abnormally large.

Anonymous said...

oohhh, I think I missed oscar!
I like meryl's back pic,
seems like she's gonna backjump out of crowd.
by the way, what they did?
I mean sandra and meryl worked together?

thanks for the ambitious posting,
lots of exciting pics!
see you :)

Norma Desmond said...

Frankly, I just love the fact that Meryl does something worthy of these types of posts EVERY, SINGLE AWARDS SHOW. One of oh so many reasons why I love her.

Sof said...

You are a caption QUEEN!

The Jlo/Demi and Meryl/Amy photos in particular made me laugh. A lot.

theliminalstate said...

Kristen Stewart's face in the last pic....priceless teenage F'you face. It's a shame we lose that ability after age 25. LMFAO!!

Anonymous said...

How much do you want to jump in between that soon-to-be sandwich?

So very very much :(