Monday, September 21, 2009

SGALGG: Emmy Edition

Yep, kittens, it’s Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals: The Emmys Edition. Last night’s telecast was much better than usual. In fact, I would even consider calling it fun. And, as always, one of the most fun things about award shows (well, other than simply beautiful women looking beautiful) is the interesting couplings and interactions that can arise. And by interesting, as always, I mean totally gay. [Click any and all to embiggen the SGALGG.]

Tina Fey & Mariska HargitayI may need a moment or a lifetime or possibly two lifetimes.

Debra Messing & Mary-Louise ParkerDebra must have taken up bee charming. How else would she get MLP to squeeze up so close?

Blake Lively & Leighton MeesterIf straight gals start holding hands all the time in public because of this my gaydar is going to need an overhaul.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Amy PoehlerClearly they’re discussing how quickly they can get each other out of those dresses afterward.

Anna Torv & Keifer SutherlandThis is still a SGALGG, but on this case it stands for Straight Guy Acting Like a Gay Gal. Admit it, you were totally checking out the cleavage, too.

The Ladies of “Mad Men”Fine so Elisabeth Moss, Christina Hendricks, January Jones aren’t doing anything particularly gay. But they sure are in my head.

Glenn Close & Mariska HargitayMariska gets around. I am OK with that as long as I get to watch.

Tina FeyCome on, the woman put cupcakes on her Emmy.

BONUS: Padma v. Olivia

So, who gave us the better visual interpretation of the old “liquor in the front, poker in the back” punchline?

Padma Lakshmi
Olivia Wilde
For more of my thoughts on this year’s Emmys, check out AfterEllen.com later today.

15 comments:

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

January Jones is like the best name ever!

;) babs said...

OMG anna torv has really nice boobs!

;)) babs

WannabeVirginia W. said...

Padma all the way, I could have fun with her :)

Lezlie Mac said...

OMG Anna Torv has boobies !!!
And nice ones too. She must wear tank tops sometimes. She HAS to. For all our sakes.

It goes without saying that Tina-Queen-Of-The-Universe pairs up rather nicely with Mariska. And/or cupcakes.

Olivia:1 - Padma:0. No challenge here

lefty said...

Oliva has the eyes but Padma has the smile and the dress... and the body (OMFG does she have the body). Padma wins.
Also, Tina Fey is second only to Rachel Maddow in my biggest girlcrush category.

Anonymous said...

Props to Olivia for those GQ pictures, but...

Padma, Padma, Padma. Wow.

Mia said...

:O Oh. My. God. (Olivia)

:O

betseyb said...

I have to say, I was laughing so hard at that first pic of Tina/Mariska. In my head, Mariska got a little tipsy in the limo on the way over, you know, cause she just had a baby and she doesn't really have time to let loose anymore...anyway, in that pic I imagine that she's reaching back to grab Tina and say 'HOOOONNK' not realizing where her hand is. That's just my little brain working though:) Hehehe

la said...

yeah, padma looks amazing as usual, but did anyone see Gail? hubba hubba

Alex said...

OLIVIA!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Tina and Mariska...I think my head just exploded (among other things)... Pray tell, where did you get these lovely pics and are there more? Thank you for the pics of these amazing ladies together!

Katie said...

Olivia Wilde... damn.

Anonymous said...

Oh the absolute sex.

Mariska Hargitay and Tina Fey, for the frigging win.

Julie/Bobeep said...

OLIVIA!
and holy sh*t at the other pictures *drool*

Anonymous said...

i did not hear a word anna torv or keifer sutherland said or did not say. not one.