Friday, October 17, 2008

My Weekend Sexy

To make up for the extreme tardiness of My Weekend Crush today, I’m going to give you an extra special crush sexy. Consider this my sincere mea culpa. But before you hit play, please be sure to take these simple precautions. 1) Be in a private area. 2) Be seated. 3) Be sure the floor surrounded your seat is covered in cushions or other such soft padding that can break one’s fall. Are you ready? Are you sure? OK, now you can press play. [Pauses to allow for 43 seconds of sheer, utter, uninhibited sexy]

Ohmygodhowfuckinghotwasthat? That was Thirteen getting it on like Donkey Kong on next Tuesday’s episode of “House” titled (wait for it, wait for it) “Lucky Thirteen.” Lucky, indeed. I think that may be the single hottest, longest, screen meltingest girl-on-girl action to ever be aired in the primetime broadcast TV “family hour” of 8 p.m. That sound you’ll hear Tuesday night is the sound of millions of DVRs pressing rewind, rewind, rewind. But, lucky for you, you can just hit replay now. You’re welcome. Just don’t wear out the button. And, of course, you know what I mean by “button.” Ahem. All is forgiven about that tardy crush now, right? Right. Really, really happy weekend, all.

37 comments:

the blonde dyke said...

Shit, Snarker!

Thanks for the warning, indeed.

Trihardist said...

Oh God. Please be tardy every week, Ms. Snarker!

And surely no country that would show that on the primetime family hour would elect McCain!

dalila said...

isn't that the girl who is shaun in jenny's lez girls?

i think i might watch house this tuesday.

Anonymous said...

Ohmygodssooooooohooottt

rewind indeed!!!

thank you ms. snarker.

TheWeyrd1 said...

I paused in my SON episode to watch this on your recommendation! Longest scene of this type on prime time? Not sure for sure...I think I've seen some broadcast prime time girl on girl before of around the same length of time...thinking SAME actress different show (The OC). Sexiest scene of this type on broadcast TV at prime time? YES...I'd say so!!! DAYUM! And haven't I seen that other actress somewhere else before???

Tine said...

Oh. My. Goodness. Oooh. Myyyyy. Goodness. Ooooooooooh. Myyyyyyyyyy. Gooooooooooodness.

Ms. - all tardiness is forgiven. In fact, all tardiness for all of eternity is forgiven. Take your time in whatever you do, please. Yes, please do. Because surely it'll be worth the wait.

I'm going back to push play now.

ffrisch said...

lucky thirteen? lucky me, lucky us! :)

let me dance said...

o...
o..O..OO~~

what can i say? (^-^)
yeah, it's sexy.

i was worried..I mean the post before this one...giggle..^^
and i felt..i guess you felt that
so skip it.

thank you for the post! oh!!

QueerRose said...

That certainly woke me up this fine morning! QRx

Rainbowgirl said...

Goddess! WoooHoooooo!
It's only late morning here. How on earth shall I survive this day with gf being gone until night?

MonaLisa said...

I can't get through the whole thing without my head spinning. What does she say at the end?

tine said...

Whatever it is she says at the end, it's eeeeextremely sexy...

I think it might be "come here", though?

Butch Boo said...

Me likey!!

Thanks for that- we don't get House over here!!

Jealous!

BB
X

ordinaryfreak said...

You are now my favorite person ever. :-)

MonaLisa said...

I'm thinking she says, "I wanna come" .... can they say that on TV????

oh and ...

Don't we all, Thirteen? Don't we all.

bellalolita said...

Whaaa??? Good Goddess Snarker! Well done.

The Gentleman said...

It was TOTALLY worth the waiting...

Vikki said...

Yes, that it totally "Cami" from The L Word...the "Gay for Pay" character.

RHEA said...

I believe that your offering has appeased the natives :-)

Lezlie Mac said...

All is forgiven, how could we hold a grudge against anyone posting on sexy like that?

Dang that is hot hot hot.
Thanks D!

Anonymous said...

Anyone know what song was that?

Hypatia said...

Wow...just...wow.

And the song is "Cheap & Cheerful" by the Kills.

~wicked~ said...

holy shit....thanks a load for the head's up on the upcoming...i'm so pumped i can hardly stand it....

girl, you continue to rock!

Vashti said...

Wow. Ok. When this post popped up in google reader the video started on it's own. So basically I had NO warning. Hot damn!

Anonymous said...

Oh, MY!!
I was truly falling over my chair with my mouth...
(thud) !

She says, "Come here!"

yes, please...

You're the best Madame Snarker!!
THANKS

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm not surprised to see this kind of sexyness on tv primetime. After all, hetero men get excited watching lesbians in action. That's why we see so much lesbian love on tv shows nowadays. Makes a nice fuss, too.

But when shall we see two gay boys in similar action on primetime? Too scary?

Not that I'm complaining.

surfix67 said...

I think Dalila is right, I'm quite sure the other girl is the one that plays "gay for pay!"

tlsintx said...

yeeeeowwwwcht!

that makes me happy!

Patty Diphusa said...

Joder! (Fuck!). Here in Spain we'll have to wait to see this on tv.

Anonymous said...

here is the full promo for the episode...with House comments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqmRNNzfYK0

anyone know the song that plays when they are making out in the promo?

can't wait for this episode.

roark said...

we are getting this a little pre-sweeps because of the world series.

house has been a bit boring....this should shake things up at bit. :)

Taryn said...

I appreciate the warning..I of course didn't follow the suggestions. But, definitely made my Sunday night a little bit better.

Anonymous said...

can I have this scene with callie + erica pleeease!?
(only longer)

;)) babs

Renee Gannon said...

I am in love with Olivia Wilde. Have been since she melted my heart on the OC. I'm quite upset that I will be on a plane flying back to LA when this incredible episode is to take place. Thank god for DVR.

mari said...

*satisfied sigh* thank you.

Anonymous said...

They cut part of this out (concern over complaints? more space for advertising?) in the actual episode,, but still exceptionally hot/cute episode with them. It's lame that 13 and Foreman are clearly being pushed together, instead of providing the Lesbian Universe with something to twitter about weekly.
I think you bumped up the Nielsen rating for this episode substantially. Someone owes you some money.

Anonymous said...

Olivia Wilde is just so fecking hot! She's absolutely my fave straight actress who plays bi roles A LOT.