Wednesday, January 16, 2013

SGALGG: Globes Edition

You didn’t think I’d let a big fancy dress up party with shiny trophies go by without a heaping helping of Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals. Granted, the evening had Gay Gals Acting Like Out Gay Gals thanks to Jodie Foster. (p.s. Love how the camera operator panicked when the gay stuff started and panned to the nearest lesbian, Jane Lynch.) Still, nothing like a bunch of fancy frocks to make a gal feel pretty and witty and gay. And they ladies spread the love around liberally this year. And with so many lovelies about, wouldn’t you too?

Anne Hathaway & Amanda Seyfried
The way they were snuggling on the stage during “Les Miserables’” big win made me think we had secretly crashed their wedding.

Anne Hathaway & Jessica Chastain
Well, I’d want a hug with those arms, too, Anne.

When hugging it out doesn't do it, by all means resort to kissing it out.

Lena Dunham & Girls
It's mandatory for all winning costars to snuggle at the Globes. I approve.

Lena Dunham & Julia Louis-Dreyfus
I find a big smooch soothes a los quite well, too.

Vanessa Hudgens & Selena Gomez
Once the envy of tween girls everywhere, now the object of affection of an entirely different group of girls – tweens and otherwise.

Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Tisdale
They look like guests attending Anne and Amanda’s wedding.

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler

Tina & Amy Redux
This is what I imagine they look like after the aforementioned mandatory makeout session.

Thandie Newton & Lucy Liu
Yet another couple of invitees to the Hathaway-Seyfried nuptials. I wonder what they bought off the registry.

Jennifer Lopez & Jessica Alba
The girl to the left behind them is thinking one thing: Threeway!

Coming out has clearly made Jodie want to do a little dance, make a little love and get down tonight.


Eleni said...

Ahahahaha: "...the camera operator panicked when the gay stuff started and panned to the nearest lesbian...". Hilarious!
Also, Jodie in her 50s is sexier than ever, isn't she?

Anonymous said...

Good job, DS. I knew you'd get around to some SGALGG eventually.

Anonymous said...

LOve Jodie -HATE that hair style

Anonymous said...

Props for including Jessica. I wish she'd pull a Cynthia Nixon at some point down the line... damn, a girl can dream, eh?

Anonymous said...

Better specify, I meant Jessica Chastain. That lady's fiiiiine.

maya said...

YES! and thank you

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Unknown said...

Ha! So Jodie's flawless hair (which I loved) didn't last through the after parties. I want to see the dancing that finally dishevelled that bob.

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Erin O'Riordan said...

100% sure Lucy Liu is made of goddess.