Thursday, May 06, 2010

Perfect 10

Now, to be perfectly honest, I’m normally somewhat opposed to the ranking of women solely by attractiveness. Very often, no good comes of it except scantily clad pictures of women in what will soon be sticky pages of a glossy magazine. Like I was saying, no good. But, in the spirit of representing all kinds of attractiveness, particularly from a gay sensibility, and in the spirit of listmaking, because who doesn’t love a list, I’m going to share my votes for uber hotties in this year’s Hot 100.

1. Tina FeyIf you don’t know the reasons by now, I’m going to have to assume you just haven’t been paying attention.

2. Lena HeadeyI cannot resist a sexy scowl. And no one scowls sexier than Lena, especially when she follows it up with that crooked little smile. I am a goner, baby goner.

3. Padma LakshmiIn one of my versions of heaven, I get to watch Padma lick food off her fingers for all of eternity.

4. Jodie FosterYour first lady crush is always your longest.

5. Kate WinsletI think, if at all possible, Kate keeps getting more exquisite with age. I expect add her to my personal Hot 100 from now until we’re all finally driving those flying cars we’ve been promised.

6. Olivia WildeI think Megan Fox’s greatest contribution to society so far has been the universal acknowledgment that Olivia is so hot that mountain oxen everywhere better watch the fuck out.

7. Meryl StreepSee my Kate Winslet reasoning, times 1,000.

8. Tilda SwintonWords cannot adequately describe why or how viscerally I am attracted to Tilda. Though if forced at gunpoint to sum it up in under two words I would have to go with “the hair.”

9. Jennifer BealsIn another of my versions of heaven, Jennifer bosses me around while wearing one of her Alpha Bette power suits.

10. Katie McGrathI don’t even really watch “Merlin,” but every time I happen upon it I have to stop and marvel at the unmitigated gorgeous that is Katie McGrath. She is my most recent obsession, rendering me weak and wobbly with her delicious pale skin, dark hair combo pack. Also, girl can handle a sword.

So, let’s see your lists. Objectification is so much more fun when you share the results. Don’t forget to cast your vote by Friday.


fig-aruna said...



*strangles self*

;)) babs said...

kate winslet
anna torv
emma thompson
elizabeth mitchell
maria bello
kristin scott thomas
meryl streep
kate lanphear (fashion editor)
beth ditto
tilda swinton

Anonymous said...

Katie McGrath definitely makes my top 10 too. I've noticed I have quite a few Kate/Cate/Katie/KT celeb crushes...

Anonymous said...

Sarah Shahi, Megan McCain, Tina Fey, Angelina Jolie, Kiera Knightley, Megan Fox, Nicki Minaj, Olivia Wilde, Kristen Stewart, annnnnnd Justin Bieber. :)

Anonymous said...

1. Amanda Tapping !!
Christina Cox
Lucy Lawless
Tia Carrere
Liz Vassey
Gina Torres
Mariska Hargitay
Stephanie Zimbalist
Catherine Bell
Gillian Anderson

And I posted pics on my blog HERE. 10 votes isn't nearly enough... I should do a follow-up post with pictures of all the gorgeous ladies who didn't make it.

noida said...

Cate Blanchett
Kate Winslet
Olivia Wilde
Anne Torv
Zooey Deschanel
Julianne Moore
Archie Panjabi
Gillian Anderson
Ellen Degeneres
Christina Hendricks

Patty Diphusa said...

And Anna Torv, Kristin Scott-Thomas, Sharleen Spiteri, Lisa Edelstein...

Liz said...

tina fey
mariska hargitay
leisha hailey
lea michele
olivia wilde
portia dirossi
jennifer beals
amy poehler
marlee matlin
evangeline lilly

Norma Desmond said...

I approve of SO much of your list. Especially Meryl. As always. As for my ten right now (of course, this list changes almost constantly. Also, picking only ten is REALLY difficult):

Dana Delany
Elizabeth Mitchell
Jennifer Beals
Julie Benz
Julie Bowen
Kate Winslet
Kristen Bell
Lady Gaga (Yes, actually. And the voice...)
Meryl Streep
Sara Ramirez

So many middle aged ladies that I am not nearly old enough for, so little time.

liz said...

Laurel Holloman is at the top of my list! Have you forgotten episode 506 (stirfry) or episode 509 in the elevator? HeartofArtemis

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Anonymous said...

Gotta throw in Mariska and her occasional femslash partner Stephanie March. Dana Delaney is delectable. And because I am old and went to old schools, I give you Sigourney Weaver as Ripley, Diana Rigg as one of the original asskicking babes Mrs. Emma Peel, and from the land of sport, the delightful Evonne Goolagong, who played tennis with grace and a palpable sense of joy.

Anonymous said...

Kate Walsh
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Beals
Kate Winslet
Rachel McAddams
Laura Sanchez
Marian Aguilera
Mariska Hargitay
Kate Beckinsale
Christina Hendricks

Vikki said...

Archie Panjabi - she is absolutely delicious in The Good Wife.

Gypsy said...

The lovely Sara Ramirez! So much! And Laura Prepon. And Olivia Wilde. I am all about the tv stars!
And Sophie Dahl...

Shayla said...

1. Zoe Saldana - I love her passion. And her body.
2. Olivia Wilde - Words cannot describe how fast I run home Monday nights to watch "House".
3. Lena Headey - Watching "Imagine Me & You" was literally the turning point in my newly gay life.
4. Jada Pinkett Smith - Have you seen "The Women"?
5. Anna Torv - After watching her make out with another woman on Fringe, I'll never stop watching.
6. Jennifer Biel - nuff said.
7. Michelle Rodriguez - You never forget your first crush.
8. Sarah Shahi - I don't even want to talk about it.
9. Sara Bareilles - Her talent and her humor are all I need.
10. Angie Harmon - that voice...

Anonymous said...

Alexis Bledel
Olivia Wilde
Heather Morris [she may not be in the glist top three, but she's in mine ;D]
Lena Headey
Lea Michele
Summer Glau
Dianna Agron
Kathryn Prescott
Katherine Heigl
Emma Stone

Anonymous said...

Speaking of women with pale skin, dark hair, who know how to handle a sword, daggers or just plain kick ass with whatever's handy, I recommend Bridget Regan. She's got me swoonin' so hard, I can't think of any other names to put on my list.

Patricia said...

Sigourney Weaver

Kristin Scott Thomas (2 votes already :)

Suzanna Thompson

Angela Basset

Carrie-Anne Moss

JadedRogue said...

Piper Perbou
Sarah Shahi
Jennifer Garner
Lena Headey
Anna Torv
Olivia Wilde
Jewel Staite
Christina Cox
Katee Sackoff
Grace Parks


dc said...

Of your list, I concur on
Kate Winslet
Meryl Streep

I left out Tilda cos of Polanski.

I base mine on currency, ie. who have caught my eyes this year.

Noomi Rapace (shit hot, from Girl with the Dragon Tattoo)
Penelope Cruz
Salma Hayek
Marion Cotillard
M.I.A. (see her pics from MET Gala!)
Kate Walsh
Catherine Keener
Julianne Moore

Clairmont M. Voliet said...

I am so glad Jennifer Beals and Lena are on your list. Lawdy. So fine.

Anonymous said...

um.. I don't know, no idea,
but if I see the actor, then I can tell,

I like some on the lists but
not that crazy about.

I guess there is something that I like
maybe lesbian cultural style? something nice..?
and I also have some dislikes in general.
It means some manners maybe, there is something
that I feel kind of uncomfortable.

It's not sexual things,
it's just kind of manner I guess.

and when people want to visible then
they'll do it.
if they don't want then
they won't do it.

thanks for the post.
have a nice day!

I like her sword, want to borrow it.
I think having a sword is very useful for a purpose.

wicked_geekgrl said...

Anna Torv (Fringe)
Cote de Pablo (NCIS)
Christine Woods (FlashForward)
Sarah Shahi
Mariska Hargitay (L&O:SVU)
Gina Carano (MMA)
Stana Katic (Castle)
Idina Menzel (wicked)
Paget Brewster (Criminal Minds)

kranARI said...

ha ha! (Please don't strangle yourself fig-aruna)

Though I completely agree with the line-up AND I have no idea who number 10 is....ah....must google this.

LENA. should. be. No. 1.

Anonymous said...

Gillian Anderson
Dana Delany
Stana Katic
Kristin Scott Thomas
Penelope Cruz
Padma Lakshmi
Naya Rivera
Laura Sanchez
Emma Watson
Archie Panjabi

Cat said...

Tilda Swinton's been off my list since she signed the petition for that child rapist Polanski. Fuck you, Tilda Swinton, fuck you.

>yo said...

lena headey
sarah jane potts
jennifer beals
evangeline lilly
zoey deschanel
anna torv
olivia wilde
cate blanchet
missy higgins

Anonymous said...

Lovin' your list! Thanks for posting these!

Some of my faves overlap with yours...

Meryl Streep (still absolutely gorgeous, most recently in It's Complicated)
Gillian Anderson (beautiful profile)
Kate Winslet (striking and an accent to boot)
Angelina Jolie (amazing in Gia)
Tina Fey (witty and great self deprecating humor)
Julianne Moore (seems like a fun, down to earth kind of gal)
Jodie Foster (those early crushes...)
Rachel Weisz (so pretty in The Constant Gardener)
Helen Hunt (What Women Want...nuff said)
Rachel Maddow (mmm...the PhD and overall analytical ability)

Anonymous said...

Eliza Dushku
Amy Acker
Kristen Stewart
Angelina Jolie
Liz Feldman
Wanda Sykes
Amanda Seyfried
Michelle Rodriguez
Ellen Page
Drew Barrymore

Anonymous said...

In no particular order. They are all number 1: Steamin HOT and with brains too! Yum.

Dana Delany
Laurel Holloman
Tina Fey
Christiane Amanpour
Rachel Shelley
Kathryn Bigelow
Emma Thompson
Chrintina Hendricks
Lucy Liu
Cate Blanchett

Anonymous said...

Jane Lynch: incredibly funny, brilliant actress, TALL. Oh my goodness, Jane, let's get physical.

Janet McTeer: brilliant actress, TALL, played Vita Sackville-West and she's as lovely and kind in person as you could wish.

Fiona Shaw: brilliant actress, and I love me some fab Irish accent.

Tilda Swinton: brilliant actress, played V Woolf's Orlando and I simply can't resist her looks. That hair-do ...rrrrrr. I hate the fact that she signed that petition though.

Eve Best: my latest crush. I've only recently discovered her on Nurse Jackie.

Kristin Scott-Thomas: brilliant actress and she has the most beautiful cheekbones ever.

Diana Rigg as Mrs. Peel: kick-ass, leather-clad, sporting a delicious accent. Oh, and of course she's brilliant and tall.

Mmm, I see a pattern develop here ;)

Anonymous said...

Lena Headey should be in the top 3... definitely.

Emily said...

I've never posted on here, but I just recently started reading this religiously. I have been thinking long and hard (*cough*) about this... so here it goes:

1. Olivia Wilde - The eyes. And everything else. I go crazy just thinking about her.
2. Jessica Stroup - Eyes. She's just totally gorgeous.
3. Evangeline Lilly - One of the many reasons I'm obsessed with Lost. My longest crush of all these.
4. Laura Vandervoort - A new edition recently due to V. I have fantasies about her and Jessica Stroup. No shit.
5. Kate Beckinsale - No one ever looked hotter as a vampire in tight leather. And she's British.
6. Katie McGrath - I do watch Merlin, and she is one of the reasons why. So mesmerizing.
7. Lindsey Vonn - Athletic and sexy. Doesn't get much hotter than this.
8. Kristin Kreuk - Don't laugh, I have fantasies of her and Olivia. Eurasian delicacy.
9. Carrie Underwood - Perfect. Especially after seeing her in person twice.
10. Lady Gaga - She should rightfully be higher up, seeing as she's my idol and I love her to pieces.

Not to make this the longest post ever, but I just thought I'd share that I found this site a couple of weeks ago while searching for pics of Olivia Wilde... with a lack of clothing. Embarassing, but hey, I'm 17. And I love this blog. :)

TheShipsCloset said...

Kate Winslet
Keira Knightley
Emmy Rossum - She doesn't get enough credit
Sarah Shahi
Katie McGrath
Angelina Jolie
Amy Lee
Rachel McAdams
Rachel Weisz

Damn it's hard to narrow it down to ten.

R A R A said...

Lena Headey. I SO LOVE YOU.

Anonymous said...

I'll play.

Tina Fey
Kristin Scott Thomas
Julianne Moore
Eve Best
Diane Lane
Meryl Streep
Natasha McElhone
Mary-Louise Parker
Laura Leighton
Tea Leoni

(AND OMG. Will KST finally make the HOT 100 list this year?!)

Anonymous said...

meryl streep
all the way. the only woman who could turn me into a lesbian ;)
love everything about her. great personality and pure hotnes