You know what I love? I love that you guys know me so well. Like, for instance, this photo above. Several people alerted me to this most fantastic Tina Fey-Mariska Hargitay-Sheryl Crow sandwich this week. It warms my heart that you know me so well. Of course, that could also mean I’m predictable. But, if predictable means having women send me a picture of what appears to be Tina copping a feel on Mariska as Sheryl watches approvingly, then color me predictable. Also, extra special Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals-points to Tina and Sheryl for getting a jump on their Lesbian Twin Syndrome wardrobe.Since you shared with me, it only seems fair that I share with you. So how about some more SGALGG goodness, with a little GGALGG gayness thrown in for good measure.
Dianna Agron & Anna Paquin
If you’re going to SGALGG cheat, picking an actual gay gal is a great way to maximize your jealously factor. Lea Michele must be fuming. Also, you know Anna sneaked a peek.
Frances McDormand & Tilda Swinton
If this was a movie it would be the best acted lesbian movie of all time. Think about it, Hollywood.*
Naomi Watts & Scarlett Johansson
This one would be pretty well acted, too. Just don’t let anyone get sucked into a blue box that’s a portal to an alternate reality that has darkly lit rooms with rich red curtains and Laura Harring.
Emily Deschanel & friends
I think, as the kids today say, UNF.
Zoe Saldana & Sigourney Weaver
If Sigourney has a thing about breasts, she should explore those feelings with Zoe instead of lashing out at our gal Kathryn Bigelow.
Amy Adams & Zooey Deschanel
According to Esquire, Zooey is the woman most women want to sleep with. I think Amy agrees.
Olivia Wilde & some lucky SOB
That woman is so close she can probably smell Olivia’s perfume.
I hate her.
If you’re going to SGALGG cheat, picking an actual gay gal is a great way to maximize your jealously factor. Lea Michele must be fuming. Also, you know Anna sneaked a peek.Frances McDormand & Tilda Swinton
If this was a movie it would be the best acted lesbian movie of all time. Think about it, Hollywood.*Naomi Watts & Scarlett Johansson
This one would be pretty well acted, too. Just don’t let anyone get sucked into a blue box that’s a portal to an alternate reality that has darkly lit rooms with rich red curtains and Laura Harring.Emily Deschanel & friends
I think, as the kids today say, UNF.Zoe Saldana & Sigourney Weaver
If Sigourney has a thing about breasts, she should explore those feelings with Zoe instead of lashing out at our gal Kathryn Bigelow.Amy Adams & Zooey Deschanel
According to Esquire, Zooey is the woman most women want to sleep with. I think Amy agrees.Olivia Wilde & some lucky SOB
That woman is so close she can probably smell Olivia’s perfume.
I hate her.
*UPDATE: OK, OK, here is the skinny on Tilda and Frances. The photos is indeed a candid. They’re talking (very closely) at the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival premiere of “Burn After Reading.” You can see a progression of them together here.
25 comments:
awwww! dorothy, you really, really made me smile with this one. just love it! and yeah...you're predictable =)
i am envious too with that woman beside olivia!
thank you for the tilda/frances pic! *drool*
Geez-us... straight women are just... the GAYEST.
unf?
Dorothy, I love you. But, explanations please! The mystery might allow our brains to soar but, frankly, they are going to go to fantasy land anyway, you know us well too.
Now, what on earth is going on in that pic of Frances McDormand and Tilda Swinton - photo shoot? Please tell us it was an un-staged serendipitous snapshot. Please.
And swoon with Dianna Agron's possessive eyes, resistance is futile.
UNF? *sigh* *raises glass in Cheers to age and predictability*
OMG! These are my FAVORITE posts! And I would not have been able to stop myself from biting Olivia Wilde! UGH!
i thought naomi&scarlett is same person.
interesting, they look exactly same to me.
clone~clone~
science is just amazing that's why some people
go crazy about it.
I'm kidding, each of them looks good!
by the way,
I get that, it could be good, know well each other in general common well civilized sense,
but if you're in jungle,
if you're predictable,
you know, you may...
I think it depends on,
how people do or don't is based on
from their experiences.
I think people measure by it,
and I measure them by my experience, too.
that first photo made my whole day...the look on mariska's face...awesome.
"Just don’t let anyone get sucked into a blue box that’s a portal to an alternate reality that has darkly lit rooms with rich red curtains and Laura Harring."
Um, why not?
I think that lucky SOB can do more than smell her perfume. I hate her to infinity
The SOB with Olivia has a blue star tattoo...a symbol from the past typically placed on the left wrist. Wonder if it has the same meaning for the SOB?
The Tilda Swinton/Frances McDormand pic is extraordinary and fascinating.
I don't know if it was staged as a portrait or if it was spontaneous (it almost looks like an Annie Leibovitz photo - except,they would have been naked)
These two women compliment each other beautifully.
I am of the undertanding that although Swinton is married and has children with a male partner, she also has a female partner with whom she travels.
I love complex women.
theliminalstate:
Mmmmm, naked...
Unfortunately I then clicked into your recent blogpost on manscaping O.O
ds,
yesterday i had a happy thing.
when I was a kid, one day i was playing alone at my room. It was white dust that when you mix with
water, it's getting hot because of chemical activity?
it's usually takes half hour? to get hard like soup.
so you can carve it easily? I did my homework,
it was homework to carve like relief brick?
after that I had a little tiny piece leftover.
so I started carve my puppy, and paint his hair
pattern, it was so tiny like smaller than thumb?
of course it doesn't look good, missed one leg,
there is clue of legs, it has four legs just not clear.
cus it's so tiny to carve really well.
I thought it failed, and when my aunt came into,
asked me what I'm doing. without saying anything
I gave to my puppy. I took it and I forgot. I thought she'll trash it. cus I failed to make it well.
about ten years later, when I visited her,
she wasn't there but at the entrance of her house
in the open living room,
I saw my tiny puppy on the candle stick that looks
antique, and the ugly puppy looks so perfect with it.
what it tells to me, of course my aunt loves me,
and everything even like that tiny one has own place.
just came up my mind. that's all.
did I tell you that?
I feel I did...weird.
"Now, what on earth is going on in that pic of Frances McDormand and Tilda Swinton"
I have exactly the same question. Movie? If not photo shoot, they look like they're just about to kiss!
I spy a drink in Tilda's left hand...in which case a candid party pic? In which case, holy moly!
btw, theliminalstate, Tilda had a male lover, unfortunately...
DS, PLEASE tell us what the score is in the Frances/Tilda pic.
@The Timeline Project...I hope your "unfortunately" applies to my somewhat icky topic and not my stupendously witty writing....
don't break a girl's heart now.
Yes. Francis and Tilda? Color me curious too. Do tell.
Francis: "Just say it, Tilda. Please?"
Frances McDormand and Tilda Swinton at event (5/9/2008) of Burn After Reading:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1069519872/tt0887883
I love the SGALGG posts ^^ btw, Ms Snarker, did you know you are mentioned in Heather Morris Wikipedia article?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Morris_(Glee_actress)
Why are Tina and Sheryl wearing the same dress??
@Bent....what exactly does the star tattoo on left wrist mean?
i am a Tilda convert, thanks to you, dear Ms. Snarker...
she's so amazonian....
I could be entirely wrong about this, but I think the chick with Olivia Wilde in the last pic looks like Taryn Manning. Maybe that's just me...
@(1st)Anonymous -
Unf is...well, sound it out! Or rather, grunt/moan it out. It's usually used as exclamation of appreciation. ;)
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