Thursday, April 01, 2010

Gender Fuck Thursday

While all the bikini-clad lesbian amass in Palm Springs this weekend with their board shorts and their novelty tanks, I’d like to take this moment to sing the praises of a well-dressed woman. Now, I’ve got nothing against Dinah Shore Weekend. In general, I am very pro sweaty, drunken, semi-naked lesbians. But as an activity I want to immerse myself into for an entire weekend, um, no thanks. I never participated in wet T-shirt contests in college during my actual spring breaks, so why would I want to begin now as an adult who has a much longer and painful turn-around time from hangovers. Also, all white is so unflattering. Though for all you lovelies who are going, knock yourself out. Just remember: sunscreen, aspirin and hand sanitizer. Hey, that’s a lot of gay ladies in one place – you never know where those hands have been. And if you really want to stand out amid the madras shorts and flips flops, remember nothing says sexy like a suit.

Diane KrugerThere is nothing inglorious about the way she wears a suit.

Amy AdamsSuits are stylish and functional; that belt could double as a suitcase strap.

Marion CotillardLa vie en rock ‘n’ roll.

Tilda SwintonLike I could leave her out of one of these Thursdays.

Vera FarmigaJust showing Clooney how it’s done.

Zoe SaldanaShirts are, as always, optional.

Lea MicheleThough, if you’re shy, you can certainly cover up instead.

Marlene Dietrich
Marlene Dietrich
Now, does this not beat almost any bikini you’ve ever seen?


Anonymous said...

I knew it - that's how you have time for all your postings - you never sleep. Good morning Ms. Snarker.

Anonymous said...

you forgot Jennifer Beals in suit!!!

Butterflied said...

What a OMFG post. As Helena Peabody says: "Jesus Bloody Christ!"

Anonymous said...

I like marlene's pic,
there is something,
I thinks I saw her other pic long time ago
on your post,

at the moment she looks something special,
I see her, and still she has, I don't know
what it is, but there something that I like about.

and happy you came back!

have a extra~

great day :)

LithiumSun said...

I look forward to your posts...and today is no exception: brunch is much more interesting with these pictures in my mind.

Anonymous said...

Oh snarker, how I love gender fuck thursday....(the Dinah Shore weekend is not my thing either, but have fun ladies!)

Big Shamu said...

That Marlene photo is exceptional.

Mark said...

Marlene even does it for me. I'm really confused now. m.

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dc said...

I want to know where you got that fabulous pic of Marion Cottilard from? Is it a movie or a photoshoot.

Making Space said...

Can't beat Dietrich. Evah.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Marlene. She makes me melt every time.

mmorbo said...

best poste evah :D I'd say Europeans do it better ;)

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Excellent images because look at those women they look really elegant wearing men cloth, actually I can get a rare sensation something I can't explain when I see that.