Listen attractive actresses of the world, if you’re going to complain about how your attractiveness holds you back and how you wish were recognized for your abilities instead of your body, might I a suggest a pose other than “doggy style” as the best way to make your point. Just a thought. In this month’s Elle, cover girl Jessica Biel discusses her burden of sexiness. No offense to Jessica or her bodacious badonkadonk, but perhaps instead of talking about being taken seriously, she should have listened seriously to the photographer’s instructions. Because I’m pretty sure that when you’re asked to get on your hands and knees and stick your ass in the air, the end result is going to look pretty porny. Seriously, when did Elle become Penthouse? Is the pizza guy going to walk in next as music blares bow-chicka-bow-wow?
Monday, May 07, 2007
Back door beauty
Listen attractive actresses of the world, if you’re going to complain about how your attractiveness holds you back and how you wish were recognized for your abilities instead of your body, might I a suggest a pose other than “doggy style” as the best way to make your point. Just a thought. In this month’s Elle, cover girl Jessica Biel discusses her burden of sexiness. No offense to Jessica or her bodacious badonkadonk, but perhaps instead of talking about being taken seriously, she should have listened seriously to the photographer’s instructions. Because I’m pretty sure that when you’re asked to get on your hands and knees and stick your ass in the air, the end result is going to look pretty porny. Seriously, when did Elle become Penthouse? Is the pizza guy going to walk in next as music blares bow-chicka-bow-wow?
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I really like that red watch.
she obviously likes her ass...i like her ass...i dont see a problem...i have a fetta cheese pizza...chicka chicka...
maybe it's a metaphor for her beauty crushing her...forcing her to the ground. okay. Let's be honest they aren't that deep. Once again society objectifies women!woohoo Does anyone else suddenly want a puppy?
Perhaps she needs to adopt the WWJD strategy. You know...what would Jodie do?
I don't recall ever seeing Jodie on a magazine, arse-up. People respect Jodie, not just as an actor. Coincidence?
Jodie doesn't have a booty
Just another vacant starlet spouting drivel. Her fame baffles me. Yes, she has a nice smile, and I guess if you like your butts on the large side hers is a pretty good one, but has she really accomplished anything significant acting-wise? How many movies has she even been in? She'll be on the cover of Maxim next complaining about being objectified or something.
That's true. But since when was either source, Elle or Biel, a source of rationality and intelligence?
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