Wednesday, February 05, 2014

Vause and Effect

Oh, be still my heart. “Orange is the New Black”creator Jenji Kohan has told Us Weekly that Alex Vause will be back for “most” of season 2. Now, I know the massive heart attack every lesbian, some straight women and an assortment of gay and straight men felt when news dropped last summer that Laura Prepon was leaving and/or severely cutting back on her time at Litchfield. It was a terrible, terrible dark time for us all.

Kohan told the magazine:

“Yes, yes, she is coming back. Not the whole season, but...you'll see her for most of it.”
So, that means more than the four episodes that have been previously reported. If we do a little basic math – 13 episodes a season, half of 13 is 6.5 – that would mean she would have to be in at least 7 episodes to constitute “most.” Yes, Jenji, I am fucking counting.

So if this math and “most” holds true, let us rejoice at the re-Alex Vause-ification of our hearts. Because when we said don’t you fucking leave us, Alex Vause, we fucking meant it.


7 comments:

Voo said...

this is the best news i've heard all year.

Solo said...

hahaha this video :))) thank u ..made my day :))

JW said...

That video is a fu*king work of genius! Laughed so HARD long and loud. Even made the effort to go the original youtube site with intention to thumbs up AND comment. Sadly, comments disabled. So, commenting here. What a gem!

egghead said...

Funny video. That made my day. :D

Mdu said...

yeaaaaahhhhhh.. great news!! thank you thank you thank you

Tristen said...

Since they had to film Alex's scenes long after production began for everyone else's ... maybe that means we get MORE scenes of Alex's and Piper's backstory. AND more Girl on Girl sex from these two.

Anonymous said...

video: so TRUE
song: MEAN. i wanted to sing along, but it wouldnt let me