Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Straight Gals talking to Gay Gals


Straight gals, god bless ’em. But, let’s face it, sometimes they can be a little, well, like straight gals. And sometimes that means saying asinine things to gay gals. But that’s OK, straight gals. We love you anyway. But, no, we won’t be in a threesome with you and your boyfriend. Unless, that is, you are really hot. And your boyfriend isn’t in the room at all. What? That’s just some shit gay gals say to straight gals. Truth.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL OMG One of my friends ALWAYS does the totally random pointing at other girls behind their backs thing. It drives me absolutely crazy and it's embarrassing!

Rosie said...

Oh my god! That was fuckin hilarious!!! And soooo true!

sarcofugus said...

"Wow, you're so good at parking."
-that one just cracked me up. :)

"I'll have another glass of wine thanks ... and do you want a pint?"
*falls over laughing*

In all seriousness though, would get annoying eventually - although most people would probably just shake their heads in exasperation. ;)

Norma Desmond said...

Too funny. I have to say, though, personally, I think the only one of those I've really gotten is the "But you don't look like a lesbian." Thanks?

backlash said...

That...was great! It's always nice to start my morning with a good laugh!

Lindsay said...

Here's another one, there are a few of them out there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgHiKx5l1ZA

Anonymous said...

Faves include:

Thats so gay...oh sorry

You should grow your hair...

If we go to this gay bar is it going to be full of lesbians?...

So, so many times have I heard these things...

Anonymous said...

Excellent!

Abby said...

I have gotten ALL OF THESE.

The Monkey said...

Funny! My favorite story is when I told my straight best friend I was gay ... good times, good times ...

Anonymous said...

Darling! I have just this minute checked in with old ‘Leather Logan’ and I dodged out of the ‘revolutionary council’ meeting specially!

“The Advocate released their annual list of Gayest Cities in America, and the results might surprise you!

1. Salt Lake City”

Now this little piece of news may have come as something of a surprise to Leather, but it certainly came as *no surprise* to me!!!

According to Leather the Advocate based their selection on; “LGBT elected city officials, WNBA teams, iternational Mr. Leather competition semifinalists, Imperial Court chapters, softball teams that competed in the Gay Softball World Series, LGBT bookstores, nude yoga…” Blah… Blah… Blah…

MY FOOT!!! All that happened was they *heard* you and your charming little harem had been granted asylum by those ever amendable Mormons! :D

Nude yoga? Sounds absolutely intriguing! Will you and your wives be signing up darling?

PD

lisa said...

How about, "If I go out to the bar with you, I won't know if I should worry about getting hit on, or about NOT getting hit on!"

Lizz @ Leading the Good Life said...

Awesome! I think between my fiancé and I we've heard them all!

d. said...

This is great!!

To set the record, um straight, as it were, the correct response to "You don't look like a lesbian", is, "Yes, I do."

Thanks Dororthy.

girlwithglasses said...

"I'm having trouble with my cats, can you help me?"

Love it!

egghead said...

Some straight girls are just so f'n weird.

;)

Anonymous said...

wow. who came up with this video. omfg

tlsintx said...

gawd that's annoying.

//d said...

OR how about shit girls say to gay guys? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m31TOu27kzk

Lucy Hallowell said...
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Lucy Hallowell said...

I missed the classic question asked with severe trepidation "are you attracted to me?" Followed by the indignant "Well, why not?" when the answer is no.

Solo said...

Truesay. Thanks Snarker :)

@Lucy Hallowell- I tell [i]all[/i] my femaile friends I'm really attracted to them, in comedy fashion, and then it never comes up. Funny.

Keeva99 said...

Classic! :D

re646 said...

I unfortunately do this. "that's so gay" all the time, and I never noticed, my mom had to tell me. now every time i'm with my friends I try to think before i speak or rephrase after i already said it. DX

Anonymous said...

Here's a funnier video Sh*t Straight Girls Say to Lesbians by ArielleisHammin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgHiKx5l1ZA