Thursday, January 26, 2012

Castles made of hot

Dear Universe,

I realize sometimes I curse you unnecessarily. I shake my fist at your random nature. I bemoan your tendency toward chaos. I rant at your injustice and cruelty, haphazardness and loneliness. Hell, sometimes I just bitch because you’ve made it rain. But today, today I thank you from the bottom of my wee little heart for creating a confluence of such colossal comeliness that it must, in fact, be a gift. Because what else can you call when Stana Katic and Jennifer Beals are together – in one place, in one moment, in one frame – but a cosmic present of the highest order. Yet there they are, so close a few more inches and their lips would be touching. And together they will be, indeed, on Feb. 13 when they will appear on our televisions on “Castle.” When so much gorgeous happens at once, we must step back and lay grateful offerings at the feet of a mountain or base of a river. Only then will you, dear universe, know how truly awed we are by your beneficence.

I remain your ever-humble servant,
Ms. Snarker


p.s. I believe Nathan Fillion speaks for all gay ladies when he says:

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

When I saw the first two pictures it suddenly became clear to me why Castle and Beckett are still not together. Nathan, I love you and all, but it's Bette Porter! And see how she's looking at her!!

Florence said...

Jennifer Beals on Castle? Wow best news of the day!
My birthday was 10 days ago but I'll accept that as my favourite birthday present (way better than that weird hat I received).

Anonymous said...

When he says that Jennifer Beals is AWESOME he isn't speaking for me. I find her insufferable and she was forced down my throat by Ilene Chaiken like unwanted fellatio for 6 years on the L Word.

Allegra said...

blurg, zip, zow, thunk (head falls on desk) lost power of speech for moment. will start watching Castle.

egghead said...

" . . . forced down my throat by Ilene Chaiken like unwanted fellatio for 6 years on the L Word."

Powerful yucky (to me) analogy, and I readily admit I did not fall instantly in love with "L Word" a'tall, yet in the final analysis, it was Bette Porter who saved it for me.

Crashing on, I mean, all that aside, Snarker-one? thank you for letting us know of this rare Beals appearance. And hey? Did anyone know that Jaime Murray played trumpet on that new Fox show, "The Finder"? Amaedea Denaris was the name. ;)

Anonymous said...

please, please, PLEASE can they make out?!!!

dazzle said...

Oh i so wish this wasn't just a 2 parter but that Sophia was a regular on Castle.Well Jennifer Beales really.Beauty personified. Who indeed did make The LWord worth watching.Every epsiode,every series this straight lady watched it because of the magic between Jennifer and Laurel who made their characters more than credible.

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Anonymous said...

I was going to send you this tip! Wanted you to do SGALGG. This will do :P

Anonymous said...

OOh AIRING on my Birthday!!

Anonymous said...

Just a side note to make sure you got to see this 'side' of Amanda Palmer. http://twitpic.com/8ax90f

Tasmania misses her already.

Anonymous said...

Great
Jennifer Beals is so...

Anonymous said...

OMG. There's ANOTHER Tasmanian Amanada Palmer fan who also reads Dorothy Snarker?!?!?! Do we know each other?

Norma Desmond said...

Oh god... This is going to be just as mind-melting as Dana Delany being on Castle was... maybe more so... I can't wait.

Janet Marie said...

I have to admit I a not a huge Jen Beals fan, but I am a HUGE STANA KATIC fan! the older she gets the more fantastic she looks. When I read Jeff Deavers books (the Lincoln Rhyme series) she's my Amelia Sachs (sorry Angelina Jolie!)
Can't wait for more Castle! On that note, I'm going to rewatch this weeks epi

Anonymous said...

That photo...the grins on both their faces...this made my night...in so many ways. Thanks Snarks.

Anonymous said...

Sooo exciting....JB will ignite the screen as always. These shots look awesome. It's a shame it's just two episodes :( With her talent she needs to be on the box every week. The ratings will speak for themselves. Yes, I only watched TLW for JB too. Can't wait to see her again.

Anonymous said...

@egghead

"Powerful yucky (to me) analogy, and I readily admit I did not fall instantly in love with "L Word" a'tall, yet in the final analysis, it was Bette Porter who saved it for me."

Well this IS an offshoot of AfterEllen, so liking Cocksucking is not unfathomable for the readers of this blog.
However I'm a LESBIAN and I don't like dick or any representation of Fellatio even if it's done by Ilene Chaiken.

Mari said...

AHHHHH!!!! GUH!!!!!!! AHHH!!!

Anonymous said...

Katic can't act but Beals yessssss