Friday, March 27, 2009

My Weekend Sexy

This ad is ridiculous. It is wrong. It has no place in a civilized society. That said, what I wouldn't fucking give to be that ketchup. Padma Lakshmi makes me want to be a hamburger. Or bacon. Or even cheese. I have watched this ad about a half dozen times and I still can't stop salivating. A fast food burger should not make me feel this way. I have no idea whether this crush is on Padma or the burger or the concept of eating in general. All I know is that if she licked or sucked one more thing, I would have seriously swallowed my tongue. Check that, make that I would have seriously swallowed her tongue. Ahem. Happy weekend, all.

[For the love of sexy, hit the HQ button. After that, hit whatever button you please as many times as you please. Ahem, again.]

35 comments:

J9 said...

Ms. Snarker,
I KNEW when I saw this earlier today that you would be all over it for tomorrow's post! And seriously, Padma's tongue - whew!

Zasa said...

Oh.My.God. You just made my day! I've never been so excited (cough cough**) about food before!
Suddenly I have a huge craving for a hamburger...or is it something else?...weird.

so-wicked said...

Frak! *dies*

;)) bbas said...

yummy!

suddenly I'm hungry and will get me a (tofu) burger now...


;)) babs


have a nice weekend!

frannie said...

Sweet baby Jesus she's HOT!!!

Rocket said...

OMG... I love meat - and, I don't think it's the burger. lol

iampecola said...

Oh my...

Anonymous said...

Wow...should be in the commercial hall of fame. Jeebus!

Big Shamu said...

She does love her meat.

Shannon said...

I too will say that I was taken aback by this commercial... "sex sells" and wow, what a way to prove that theory. I actually wanted to have a burger when I was done watching that commercial, or maybe a cold shower, or both! That commercial made it difficult for me to think clearly!
I think that Padma might even give vegetarians a pause with this commercial!

justbreathe said...

aooooowowowo... hehehehehehe

justbreathe said...

ggeeeesh, that there's against the law ain't? %$#%$#$&

TheWeyrd1 said...

You and Syd have something in common...heh.

Fab Fierce Femme said...

Damn...I think I'm going crazy over here....

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pyewacket said...

I wanna be the bacon in Padma's burger. :P

Miss Kris said...

That burger looks so disgusting lol. She's hot but seems to have no personality.

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Norma Desmond said...

I don't do fast food, but if she's on the menu... I'll eat it. :P

MLC said...

I have watched that several times because when she runs her hand over the ketchup on her ankle - well I keep falling over and missing the ending.

Repeat - fall over - repeat -- fall over. It's like that.

All. Over. Again.

LB said...

Ughhhh I have to be the lone voice and say that this commercial disgusted me -- and surprisingly, NOT due to my feminism, but due to my vegetarianism. I mean, I'd still totally do Padma... after she brushed her teeth :-/

Sue said...

lol!!!! This is priceless,she's fabulous. Too good. Hardees hit on a gold mine. Love how she only took one bite...

Laura NY said...

sexy doesn't even begin to describe this. If anyone doesn't get why we like women, uhhh... I don't know what to say.

Desaray said...

how come no one's said anything about redwings?

Penny Cillin said...

Oh sweet jesus.....

Anonymous said...

This is a terrible ad...for that burger.

Seriously, who even remembers what the product was 10 seconds after watching that? All I remember is a hypnotizing voice and licking.

BackinJersey said...

Oh Ms. Snarker... love the commercial, love the commentary, but I think maybe I am developing a little blogger crush on you... how you always know exactly what I am thinking, it's kinda hot. ;-)

Simone said...

oh my lord, I think I just swallowed my tongue.

it can't be legal to make scarfing a big honking burger that hot.

Faile said...

If you aren't turned on by that, you aren't even human, much less a lesbian!

Anonymous said...

Yes, I want to lick sauce from
Padma's ankle - I have no desire to eat a burger. I don't find her personality to be sexy. Not enough fire.

jbfm said...

Uhh I'll have what she's having .. which is toublong me as a vegan

ac_hooker said...

first off *hot damn she's sexy! ohhh and off topic..what song is played during the commercial if anyone knows?

Anonymous said...

It's getting hot herrreee!!!!

My, my, my!!!