Friday, December 28, 2007

Mama, I’m coming home

Well, folks, I’m off to visit family for the next two weeks. While I’m home my internet access will be spotty since I will be reduced to using an ancient dial-up connection and/or stolen neighborhood wi-fi. Pray for the latter. What this means for you is that posting will be sporadic until about Jan. 11 or so when Surrenders returns to its regularly scheduled programming. I still plan to keep putting up Weekend Crushes and other goodies, so you’re more than welcome to poke your head in while I’m away.

Right about now you’re probably panicking thinking, “Oh no, but The L Word premieres Jan. 6. Whatever will I do without Ms. Snarker’s scintillating Pre-L precaps?” Anyone? Bueller, Bueller? No? Fine. Regardless, I will be posting my precaps on Saturdays with a special Pre-L Online Edition this weekend to preview the cleaned-up season premiere which starts streaming at OurChart.com Sunday. And just to entice you further, next Saturday you can look forward to the special Pre-L Naked Edition where I precap all the naughty bits you might not have seen online. Put the kiddies to bed, dim the lights and cue the porn music. Bow-chicka-bow-wow. Ahem.

On a totally unrelated note (it’s really hard to transition gracefully from porn), I’d like to thank everyone for stopping by my silly little site this year. I’ve loved reading all your comments and emails and am eternally grateful that you continue to humor me. Y’all must be really patient. As a thank you, how about some hot women kissing? What can I say, I guess I’m just not the say it with flowers kind of gal. [Click to enlarge the Bonnie Somerville/Lourdes Benedicto “Cashmere Mafia” macking goodness.]Thanks again and let’s rock the shit out of 2008!

19 comments:

Huggitis Brown said...

No, thank you Ms Dorothy, your blog makes my days and week-ends and I'm really looking forward to a whole new year of snarky goodness.

Happy holidays :)

The Gentleman said...

As said above, thank you for your much appreciate blogging...You are a consistent source of inspiration and snarks…

Have an Happy Holiday
From a fellow blogger

Anonymous said...

I'm one of those frequent (read every day) readers who also never posts. So, I thought I'd just add to what others have written that I really appreciate your wit & point of view. Thanks for keeping up this blog & bringing some intelligent humor to my world.

Happy New Year!

portuguese fan said...

i love reading your blog too,happy new year from lisbon.
beijinhos.

Anonymous said...

I read your blog every morning before going to work. You always have worthwhile comments that are witty, snarky and just damn fun. You always put me in the right frame of mind. The highest compliment that I can bestow upon you is to write that you are "The Cultural (and female) Keith Olbermann".

Have a great vacay w/your family. Here's to IC getting her mind right and hot TiBette in '08.

AZ

Tease said...

Oh Ms. Snarker, if I didn't love you before, (and I did), I love you now. As I fell into the steam bath of the snogging Mafia Beauties, I realized I was at work, and was going to have a hard time explaining my impassioned, flushed condition. What is a girl to do when two beautiful women kissing are placed before her?
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Close the office door and do what a girl must do. :-)

Thank you Ms. Snarker, for a wonderful year of lesbian laughter.
Enjoy your family. Take from them what is good, and leave the rest.
Happy New Year!

And I for one, am very grateful that you are not a "say it with flowers" kinda gal.

Anonymous said...

I'm another one who reads every day without fail although I never comment. Love, love, love your blog. I too appreciate what you write. It's funny, it's sexy, and it's always correct. Thanks for all you do!

Chris said...

One of the many who read faithfully but do not comment. I love your blog Ms Snarker. I read everyday...I think maybe I'm a bit smitten by you. Anyway, I will miss you while you are gone, but will hold myself together through the sadness. >sniff< Have a great time with your family!

slacker said...

Have a good and safe trip!

Looking forward to what you can post, when you can post.

Anonymous said...

Happy new year! Hope all goes well on your trip home ... and will check every day for any posts you can send from the heartland (outland, far coast, wherever).

Anonymous said...

Happy Holidays Ms. Dorothy, can't wait for the next post. I'm a regular reader as well so just signed to say thank you for the lovely blog.
Greetings from Lebanon.

aimee said...

Yet another lurker creeping out of the woodwork to wish you a happy new year and sending my best wishes to you and yours.

Thanks for writing; I've really enjoyed reading and will most definately be sneaking around as long as you continue to write!

Cheers!
x

AKILAH said...

THANK YOU! I love your blog. And those pre-kiss and post kiss pictures are so hot.

Happy new year!!!

Anonymous said...

i just recently stumbled across your blog and immediately added it to my favorites- and i will probably wait impatiently until you come back posting next year^^

Anonymous said...

I am also one of the quiet girls who read your blog pretty much every day, but never post anything. Thank you so much for all the humor, all the sarcasm, all the gay....I love it!

CINDY said...

BWell, add me to the list of those smitten by you and your snarkyness.
Looking forward to the Naked Edition(just what is good porn music?...oh well I'll figure it out by then)
Enjoy your time off-but not too much.The sooner you are back the better! HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Anonymous said...

Just stumbled onto your blog a couple of weeks ago and am now hooked! I now read it daily.

Enjoy your trip home and happy holidays. Looking forward to your L-word recaps :)

Anonymous said...

how about a Christmas present to all of us love-lorn snarker fans - a picture of you ms. snarker - that's worth drooling over...

MetaSin Girl said...

I’m a little late to this party, but wanted to wish you a happy New Year. I’ve got a feeling ’08 is gonna be *great*!

If I made New Year's resolutions, one of them would be to check here daily (but I don't make resolutions, and I sometimes get busy and forget to check your site) but I'm working on that :)

Cheers!