Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals: The Hair

CLICK for up-close and personal lesbian hairListen, lesbians get a lot of flack for their supposed lack of fashion sense. Our culpability in continued survival of the mullet is legendary (though, to be fair, I think we share the blame 50/50 with rednecks…) But lately I’ve noticed a lot of straight girls (or, well, supposed straight girls) sporting some seriously dykey hair. So consider this post SGALGG: The Hair Club Edition. They’re even separating into different subgroups.

1. The Sexy Imp (See: Shane McCutcheon)
Selma Blair (top) is working the bed head hard. While she may not be gay, her hair -- at the very least -- experimented in college.

2. The Rock Star (See: Jackie Warner)
Faux hawks ahoy! Rumer Willis (that’s Bruce and Demi’s spawn) and Pink are no doubt receiving thank-you muffin baskets from hair gel manufacturers everywhere.

3. The Bald Butch (See: Sinead, when the was still gay)
Mena Suvari went all Britney on her locks. One can only assume she did this for a role. And by “role” I mean her new girlfriend Ro. I kid, I kid. But, she is coupling her new close crop with a camouflage hoodie and a white tank top. Rather lespicious, no?

4. The Prison Matron (See: Your naughty jail fantasies)
The hair, the jaw line, the scowl, the austere duds -- seems Laura Harris (from the upcoming “Women’s Murder Club”) missed her true calling as a regular on “Bad Girls.”

8 comments:

MetaSin Girl said...

Selma, Sarah, AND Bad Girls??

Now you’re just being cruel...

MetaSin Girl said...

oops, the Sarah pic's not here. See how you've reduced me to hallucinating? and babbling?


I'm now going to look at the Jane pics. Again....

citizen spot said...

Is it just me or does Laura Harris bear a striking resemblence to Kathryn Morris from "Cold Case"?

R. said...

You know.. this morning as i saw Selma's Picture the same thing came to mind, hell it even made me wonder.. "maybe now she's gay" LOL.

dc said...

An interesting article on Selma Blair on last Saturday's Independent (UK) It seems to take her seriously as an actress with potential. Also great shot of her on the cover of the magazine:

http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/film-and-tv/features/selma-blair-something-to-get-her-teeth-into-780875.html

kaevmon aenok said...

the girl at the top in stripes is very hot and cute. ;)

Anonymous said...

To quote my friend Matty, "You're not gay?!?! Cus your hair says differently."

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