Wednesday, December 20, 2006

When good hair goes lesbian

CLICK IF YOU MUSTWell, as we’ve discussed before, lesbian hair can be its own worst enemy. Now, it seems we’ve infected straight women. Why else would they do this to their heads? America’s Next Top Model Cycle 4 winner Naima seems to think wee floating sideburns are the hotness. And Selma Blair looks like Edward Scissorhands fell on her after a bender. Perhaps this is their silent protest to Rosie being banned from dyking up her hair while on “The View.” Or, maybe, they’re trying to tell us something else. Something like, “I’m not gay, but my hair is.”

2 comments:

Pip said...

GOOD GOD. . . i dont think i have seen any lezbians with the first two cuts because those are horrible and thats being kind. Rosies is not all that bad it works for her but UGH i think i just threw up a little in my mouth from the first two. . .
ME :-D

Tom Paine said...

Found you from Vivian's Sex Carnival. Very funny, we hear all about Rosie in the Big City. Please stop by, my wife used to think of herself in her youth as a "lesbian married to a man." Now, we're just sorting out who we are these days.