Monday, August 29, 2016

The Lesbian Vagenda

As gay ladies, we all know that the Vagenda of Manocide is pretty much our thing. Like, we kind of have the whole market cornered on hating men and whatnot. But, for this election, I think we can all agree to lend out Vagenda to Hildabeast Clinton – just this once. I mean, she has earned it what with being the The Beast and all. I, for one, cannot wait until Hillary assumes the presidency and Manocide becomes the law of the land. Then finally all of us loyal spawns of Lucifer herself will be at our rightful place by her side as the New World Matriarchy comes into power. I mean, Obama has already sent an army of lesbian farmers to destroy rural communities. So, clearly, our time is coming. Long live the Vagenda! Manocide forever!

p.s. This sign is real, and this business has a history of putting terrible things up on its billboard.
p.p.s. Vagenda of Manocide is the best name for a metal band I have ever heard.
p.p.s. Clearly, I want it on a T-shirt.
p.p.p.s. Luckily, the NCLR is selling its own "Lesbian Farmer" T-shirts already.
p.p.p.p.s. Visit immediately, if not sooner.


Waffles said...

Sorry - that was a super long URL - but those are some of the vagenda of manocide items you can buy!

Carmen SanDiego said...

I hope there isn't much in the vagenda for the afternoon, I'm gonna need a shower and a nap after all that manocide

Anonymous said...

someone made a tshirt for it already....