Thursday, March 20, 2008

Let’s play ‘Gropeball’

Look, I knew Chris Matthews had some serious issues with women. But, I never suspected he would try to kill one. Live. On the air. Oh, wait, sorry. Apparently he wasn’t trying to choke Ellen DeGeneres to death; he was just dancing. Oh kids, just when you think you’ve seen it all, you see yet an other example of why old white men should never, under any circumstance, bust a move. Poor Ellen, she seemed at once terribly amused and genuinely frightened. Though, give the dude some credit, he may have just inadvertently invented the next dance craze to sweep the nation. Behold: The Gropeball.

p.s. If your stomach muscles can take more uncontrollable shaking, watch her day-after dissection of what went wrong.


jennifer from pittsburgh said...

CM gives me the creeps. Not Cheney-like creeps, but close.

Anonymous said...

A little to physical with the Host, Don't ya think.
Too many drinks in the Green Room, eh buddy?

What concerns me the most is that people often
forget to be gentle with Ellen when they hug here
because of her back sensitivity.

Can you imagine if he had hurt her....ahhh-bam!
There would be a line out the door after that guy.
Keep your paws off our Ellen... smile.

Much kudos to Ellen for her comeback line after
that awful accosted dance.

Sue J said...

He never ceases to amaze me. Just when I think he can't be any more of a pig, he finds a way. But groping Ellen? Unbelievable!

Anonymous said...

What a pig, ugh! Portia should get some brass knuckles and pay him a visit.

Ellen is such a class act for bouncing back from that. She never ceases to impress me.

dc said...

Margaret Cho appeared on Ellen today.

Alas, I missed it.

Anyone saw it? Can someone post a link to it?

Anonymous said...

here 'tis