Thursday, September 07, 2006

Paris storms the Bastille

The sweet smell of schadenfreude wafts through the blogosphere today as hotel heiress/party girl/terrible actress/even worse singer Paris Hilton was arrested on DUI charges last night in Hollywood. The proud coiner of the phrase "That's hot" was pulled over by the LAPD for erratic driving, given a field sobriety test (she apparently blew a .08, the legal limit for DUI in California), handcuffed and taken to the police station. Later, she was released on her own recognizance and allowed to go home. Besides the delicious sight of Ms. Hilton in handcuffs, the funniest thing about this whole report is that Paris says she left the party she was attending (where she also says she drank only one margarita) to get an In-N-Out Burger. This mean that, besides being a drunk driver, Paris is also a bad product spokeswoman. Last year, she filmed a commercial for rival burger chain Carl's Jr. Yeah, that's not hot.

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