Hey, who wants to see the first official promo stills from season 5? Oh, Alice, of course you would. Now, not all the players are present yet, but patience kittens, patience. They are coming. A sneak peek, with appropriately snarky commentary…of course. [Click ’em to enlarge ’em.]
Shane’s been working on her fitness. I approve. She’s also been working on her hairdo. I do not approve.Jesus, ladies, what is up with the hair? Jodi, put down the crimper. Put it down and step away slowly. Let’s end this thing peacefully.Ahh, much better. Looks like cooler, less crimped heads prevailed. Carry on.Max has mastered computers and video? Next thing you know he’ll discover a little thing called the YouTubes.Kit and Phyllis? What could those two be talking about? Their tragically nonsensical storylines?Oh no, trouble in Alice and Tasha land? Say it ain’t so.Ahh, much better. Don’t scare me like that.Alice and Tina, I know exactly how you feel. I get cranky and anxious when I haven’t seen Bette in a while, too.p.s. Showtime is promoing the hell out of this lesbian Turkish oil wrestling stuff. Though, really, can you blame them? Not too much new in the latest previews, except for this.And, well, this.Who else needs an icepack?