Monday, June 11, 2007

Hips don’t lie

Now that her girlfriend best friend Salma Hayek is pregnant and engaged, poor Penelope Cruz has to look elsewhere for her girl-on-girl action girls’-night-out fun. Lucky for us, Shakira was happy to step in where Salma left off. Or, at least, that is how it’s playing out in my head. What? Come on, you know it’s true. I mean, they’re already color coordinating. That’s, like, Step 4 in the “Lesbian Relationship Handbook," under the chapter How to Become Gay Twins. Look it up, it’s in there.

5 comments:

link said...

It's amazing how your handbook coincides with mine:-) It's definately in there.

G Funk said...

Ahhh Shakira Shakira...so hot.

Sally said...

Those two look very good together! I mean, I can dream too! But out of them, I keep Shakira... she is so hot and so latin! I love her ALL OVER!!!

Anonymous said...

HOT

nycrouge said...

What's that pink flag thing in the bottom photo? The one over Cruz's right shoulder? Have the lesbians been claiming territory with the cunning use of flags?