Sexiest Woman Alive?

So, Esquire in all its infinite wisdom has selected Ms. Johansson as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Hmmm. Have they seen her in a headdress? Cause, that look is not so hot... I will admit, I think Scarlett is a tasty dish. The fact that she can actually act and doesn't appear to be caught up in the starlet party circuit makes her even more attractive. The magazine revealed her identity today, after dropping hints and pictures of the actress on its website. In the cover story, she laments people's interest in her more obvious attributes.

"What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?"

I'm sure those are nice, too. But do they look good in a tube top?