Tank Top Tuesday: Ladies of Thor Edition

Well, I don’t know if Asgardian armor officially counts as a tank top or not. But it certainly shows off the only kind of gun show I appreciate. (But, seriously, fuck your real guns. Fuck them and every GOP lawmaker who takes money to stop any kind of gun control.) The new Thor movie appears to be a smorgasbord of lady arm porn (respectfully, of course).

You might have heard the collective “Whoa” when Natalie Portman’s buff arms in the new “Thor: Love & Thunder” were first revealed a couple weeks ago. Now the full-length trailer offers a one-two double scoop of arm candy from Natalie and King of Asgard Tessa Thompson. And also Chris Hemsworth’s abs, if you’re into that kind of thing.

Right, so obviously we’re going to have a biceps off between Natalie and Tessa. It’s, like, the law.

Poster Arms

Fight Arms

Suit Arms

So, clearly, we are the winners here. Bring on the love and the thunder. And the arms. And the kickass ladies. Just don’t forget the popcorn, or grapes.