Well, it’s official. Disney has completed its $71.3 billion acquisition of 21st Century Fox’s vast film and TV properties (but not Fox News – a.k.a. Trump’s Gorilla Channel – unfortunately). What that means is there are a whoooooole lotta new Disney princesses running around this world than there were last week. For instance, Buffy Summers is now a member of the Disney princess pantheon. What, ex-cheerleaders from Southern California Hellmouths who died and came back can totally be princesses. I mean, she already had the kicky boots and everything.
The one thing I can say for sure is there will be a lot more weapons training at the Disney princess slumber parties moving forward.
Mulan is already down with these new activities, obviously.
And Merida is very excited to check out Buffy’s crossbow collection.
But what I’m most looking forward to is the nice, long conversation Willow plans to have with Elsa.
Though, I must admit, Buffy will have some competition for the Fiercest New Disney Princess title with Bernadine Harris.
And, it goes without saying, Ripley is high up there, too.
But, if we’re really being honest, no one beats new Disney Queen Dr. Frank N. Furter. No one.
2 comments:
And Lisa Simpson too!!
Dr. Frank-n-Furter! Thanks Dorothy, you made my night!!!!
Thanks to him I always have a thing for scrawny men in heels :-D
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