You know what I’d like? I’d like to be jumped on by Megan Rapinoe. OK, wait, wait. Not like that. Well, also like that. But the kind of jumping I’m talking about is the celebratory jumping. Rapinoe is a self-described “mauler” when it comes to celebrating. And what that means is if you score a goal, you’re going to get jumped on. So in honor of what I hope will be many Rapinoe jumps today onto fellow teammates in the U.S. semifinals match against Canada, here is a breakdown of the art of being mauled by Megan Rapinoe.