Dear Lesbian Jesus:
Thank you. Thank you for so many things. Starry nights. Cold beer. Baby otters. But today, thank you for the magnificence that is Abby Wambach. To be more specific, thank you for the magnificence that is Abby Wambach naked in the ESPN magazine Body Issue. Actually, to be even more specific – because I know you’re a details kind of lady (you created the otherworldly creature that is Tilda Swinton, clearly you sweat the small stuff) – thank you for the magnificence which is Abby Wambach’s naked thighs, shoulders, arms, back, abs, legs and ass in the ESPN magazine Body Issue. Oh, and her alternative lifestyle haircut is also pretty great, too.
So, to summarize, thanks for this. I mean, really, I cannot thank you enough. I mean, I really, really, really cannot thank you enough. I plan to say 10 Martina Navratilovas and five Ellen DeGenereses in your honor tonight before I go to bed. Well, right after I finish watching this video of Abby Wambach naked while shooting the Body Issue.
Your ever-loyal disciple,
Ms. Snarker
p.s. I know you also gave us a whole lot of other hot, muscley ladies naked in the Body Issue, too. Don’t worry, I’m going to thank you properly for those as well in a little bit.
19 comments:
"...10 Martina Navratilovas and five Ellen DeGenereses..." - jeez, Snarker, you're killing me!!
Nice muscles, but sadly lacking in body hair.
not sexy at all,manly,give us Solo if you like soccer
$50 that anon is a randomly lurking, only-periodically-checks-for-updates man
Ps, Abby is HOT AS FAWK.
drooooooooooool
I'll take one to go please!! Keep Hope Solo, I don't care for her, looks or attitude. I'd rather have a nice helping of Abby! She looks amazing!!!
Swoon...
Hilarious post.. wondering about that perfect tan..? Keep up the great work!
Whoever said that is manly Clearly needs to clean their own or borrow my spectacles... That is perfection in cleats and shorts... Ahem... or lack there of! That is arm and ab(by) porn at its BEST!
Can't decide if I'm objectifying or worshipping. Either way...whoa, girl!
ummm yes!!!! Oh and just because I can, I totally have met Abby, as well as had her arm around me,.....be jealous :)
Just incredible! At 46 am I too old to put a poster of this photo in my bedroom?
Thighs are almost as good as Xena's in one against an army
She is a fit, strong and beautifully toned woman to my eyes not manly.
Amen!
Maybe we'll get to see Megan Rapinoe or Amy Lepeilbet in the future? *prays hard*
I must say, as beautiful as she is, your brilliant writting has amused us to our very core. I'm trying to figure out how to "follow" you now. All our best from Alabama.
I think a lot of people missed the point..I liked the woman because she said it right..her body is not the body most women have and she rightly said that everyone should be happy with their bodies..they are all beautiful...wouldn't mind the shoot but I about 40 years too old and a swimmer...and i hear the same thing from people and ..from more beautiful people than I. Enjoy your body and keep it healthy!
I want this picture, this image posterized and on the ceiling above my bed immediately. :)
And can I hear an amen.
I am so happy. Really, look how happy I am
:D
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