Attack of the Pants

Oh dear. Something has gone seriously, seriously awry with Paula Abdul’s pants. They appear to have swallowed two-thirds of her body. Or, perhaps Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson have finally had enough of her incoherent ramblings and decided to give her the mother of all wedgies. Either way, these pants redefine the term “high waisted.” And not in a good way. Click on the image to enlarge these monstrosities.
UPDATE: Those adorable Fug girls agree with me. These pants look like an aborted attempt at a body stalking. It is as if she had been thinking about bringing the onesie back, but then decided the world needed to be introduced to them in baby steps.